C1 My Men Went down the Mountain to Kidnap the Lady of the Village
There was a Joy Village in Bailian Mountain, and there were over a thousand bandits and bandits in the Joy Village.
There was a Soong Yanqing in the stronghold, and everyone called him the chief.
However, the chief was already in his early twenties, and he was still single.
He could not help but feel puzzled and surprised. In this world, which king in the village had never touched a woman in his life?
Not only that, but Village Chief had also infected the entire stockade. His thousands of subordinates were all single men. Of course, the girls that these bandits usually played hooligans with could not be counted.
However, it was fine if they were single, but why was it that Village Chief, who had an extraordinary appearance and profound skills, could not find a wife even though he could easily bewitch thousands of women?
Regarding this question, the subordinates of Joy Village summarized the reason themselves.
First, the chief was very cold to everyone. He deserved to be single.
Second, the chief might be incapable of sex, but no one dared to ask.
Third, the chief had once been deeply hurt by someone and swore that he would no longer be in contact with children and girls.
All of his conjectures had yet to be verified. Furthermore, what they concluded... Soong Yanqing had never known.
In short, his subordinates only had one goal every day. That was to urge him to marry a wife and urge him to marry a wife.
Among them, there was no lack of Soong Yanqing who had seriously thought about it. Were they really worried and anxious about his marriage? Was it not because he was single that affected the entire Joy Village? Was that why they were so worried?
In short, there was no accurate answer to this question. His subordinates were still saying such things to him all the time, "Chief, I heard that the chief of the neighboring mountain has married a wife!"
"Chief, the chief of the neighboring mountain has already married the second wife!"
"Chief, I heard from someone today that our Joy Village has been called the 'Ten Thousand Years Barracks'..."
Well, Soong Yanqing was really irritated by the disturbance. At first, he could still make them shut up with his aloofness and dignity. However, after a long time, these subordinates had become completely numb to him. They still read what they should read every day.
The hard work paid off. Finally, one day, their chief could not take it anymore. He said coldly to his subordinates: "Go, go down the mountain and kidnap the woman."
In the end, they were moved by his words and almost shed tears. At that time, Soong Yanqing had a feeling that he was their savior. His heart trembled, and he hurriedly waved his hand and walked away with a frown on his face.
And so, a farce began...
"I've already f * cking said it before. How could the chief not be enlightened!? No matter what, he is still a man. How could he not be interested in bed!"
"Sigh! That's true! Doesn't that mean that our Joy Village is going to get rid of the notorious reputation of the 'Ten Thousand Years Barracks'!"
"Cut the crap, let's set off immediately! Let's go down the mountain and find the wife of the chief of our Joy Village!"
Their target was the Black Glass Town at the foot of the Hundred Training Mountain. Therefore, they could see that the streets of the Black Glass Town were in chaos: the bandits of Joy Village were wreaking havoc everywhere. When they got off their horses, they would kick the doors of every house and barge in. When they caught the woman, they would drag her out. The civilians were crying and running away.
All kinds of chaotic noises could be heard from the surroundings.
The bandits were shouting at each other, "Listen up! As long as you look good! "
Then, it was the cries of the civilians begging for mercy. "Big men! I only have one daughter, you can't take her away...! "
There were also those who resisted in anger: "A bunch of f * cking bandits, they are really lawless! Hurry up and report this to the authorities! The bandits have forcefully robbed the women! "
In short, the chaos was terrifying. In the past, people had only heard that the bandits in Joy Village were rampant, but they never thought that they would be so rampant. In broad daylight, they actually teamed up to rob the women.
Speaking of which, this Joy Village was not only wild, but also very powerful. The Imperial Court had sent troops to suppress it many times. However, it was either a failure or a failure. Under the lead of their Chief Song, this Joy Village was still as unbridled as before...
Just like their names, they were free and unconstrained.
A bandit was planning to drag a civilian girl onto a horse, but the girl cried and fell to the ground. The bandit cursed and had to dismount to catch her.
The woman cried miserably on the ground: "Go away! Help...!"
As the bandit pulled her, he swore: "What the f * ck are you shouting for! Marrying our chief is your good fortune, others can't even beg for it!"
When the girl heard that he was going to kidnap her to marry some kind of bandit leader, she cried even more desperately.
The bandit saw the opportunity and grabbed her wrist. Just as he was about to tie her up, he was heavily hit on the head. The bandit's eyes widened and he swayed a few times before falling to the ground.
The lady looked up and saw a very elegant and elegant white-robed man holding a stick in his hand. However, what was most shocking was his peerlessly beautiful appearance...
"What are you looking at? Hurry up and get up!"
The young lady was stunned. She used three seconds to confirm that these words were indeed spoken by this extremely refined looking man. Then, she hurriedly got up and said gratefully, "Thank you benefactor...!"
The man frowned in disdain. "What are you thanking me for? Hurry up and run!"
The girl hurriedly ran away. The man looked around, as if he was looking for something he could help with. However, his ankle was suddenly grabbed.
"Damn it, bastard... How dare you sneak attack me..." The bandit who was knocked down by the man gritted his teeth and got up.
Seeing this, the man hurriedly broke free. Just as he was about to strike again, he saw that the surrounding bandits were attracted by this side and were rushing over.
"Brothers, catch this bastard!"
The man started to run, but no matter how fast he ran, he could not beat the horse that the bandits rode. In a few moments, he was surrounded. The man looked at them and thought to himself, I really can't escape. Begging for mercy? No, I can't. It was too embarrassing to lower his head to such a group of bandits. Reveal my identity? No, I'm afraid I'll die even more tragically...
"Fight! Weren't you enjoying the fight just now?" The bandit, who had been knocked out just now, rubbed his head and walked over while cursing, "Yo, you look really good. How about I kidnap you and bring you back to be the wife of our chief?"
As soon as he said that, the other bandits also let out meaningful laughter. The man also seemed to have a bad temper. "Be your mother, I'm a man!"
The bandits were used to being ridiculous. "So what if you are a man? Have you never heard that many men become ducks and rabbits? Hahaha..."
It turned out that these bandits were insulting him. The man was even more furious, but in the eyes of outsiders, he looked more like he was throwing a tantrum. Although his gaze was fierce and evil, he was handsome and refined. Even if he was angry, it did not have much deterrent force. Instead, it made people want to tease and bully him even more.
"This is bad. This man is really not bad. Why don't we tie him up and bring him back to the chief?"
"Are you crazy? What kind of temper does the chief have? What kind of temper does he have? Don't you know how he is interested in men?"
Someone said: "At most, it's not bad to tie him back to be the male pet of the chief. Look, the women we kidnapped are not even half as good-looking as him."
More and more people agreed, and the man's uneasiness became stronger and stronger. It can't be, right? Could it be that Su Yi, such a wise man, was really going to be kidnapped to be a man's wife?
No, no, absolutely not!
At this moment, his savior arrived. Not long ago, someone had already reported to the authorities. By this time, the soldiers had already rushed over, and were rushing over majestically from afar.
"F * ck! These soldiers are really fast!"
"Let's retreat first. Don't get entangled with them!"
Su Yi saw that they were distracted and quickly rushed out of the encirclement. Unexpectedly, a bandit grabbed his wrist. "You still want to run?"
Su Yi was not as strong as him, so he was knocked out and tied up on the horse.
"Alright, retreat!"
This time, the bandits had caused the civilians to feel a chill down their spines. There was even a sign of instability in the hearts of the people.
The officials were furious because of this. They swore to get rid of Joy Village and almost caused the matter to spread to the capital. However, because they were afraid of alerting the Emperor, the officials sent people to intercept all kinds of rumors and rumors, and tried to lower the commotion as much as possible.