C4 Crazy Master

Li Yan, who was outside the cave, heard the continuous screams coming from inside the cave. It was as if he was drinking pure wine. Tao Tao wanted to smoke, so he lay on the chair with his eyes closed. He gently moved his crossed legs. It was only when the screams in the cave stopped that he showed off to his subordinate, who was still unsatisfied, "Lan Fei! You followed me into the valley three times, but do you know why Lord sent people into that dead cave so often?"

"I have a low status, so naturally I don't know what Lord is thinking!" Lan Fei quietly flattered Li Yan.

Li Yan, who had always regarded himself as Lord's confidant, naturally enjoyed it. He said proudly, "There is something in that cave that Lord has been looking for for for more than ten years - King Corpse. But. . . The human-faced Ghost Lizard in the cave was really detestable. It was neither a ghost nor a demon. It was very difficult to deal with things that were both a ghost and a demon. Last time, it had forced its way into the cave. In the end, it had lost a disciple of the first battalion. It's a good thing that everything in this world has one thing to take care of! Haha. . . "

Seeing Li Yan smile without saying anything, Lan Fei knew that he was deliberately keeping him in suspense. This flattery naturally had to be flattered. Lan Fei deliberately asked, "Deputy is talking about those youths? But this subordinate sees that they don't even have the slightest bit of magic power. They can even slay demons and vanquish demons?"

"Hahaha. . . " Li Yan laughed and said, "You don't understand this. Sixteen years ago, on July 15, The starlight from the Ghost Star in the sky won a great victory, and the 'corpse energy' also leaked out along with the star power. That night, the baby boy was born with corpse energy. Although they were human in our eyes, in the eyes of the man-faced ghost lizard that ate Spiritual Corpse warriors, they were Spiritual Corpse warriors. However, these young men are not corpses after all. As long as they eat the brains of these people, they won't need three years of dormancy. Don't even think about using pure Yang energy as their own. With that, not only will we be able to swagger in and look for King Corpse warriors, but we will also be able to find them. He could also capture some man-faced ghost lizards and tame them along the way, not to mention losing Lord's well-trained disciples. It was just a thousand and eight lives. How could Lord reap such a huge harvest?! Speaking of which, I came up with this idea on behalf of Lord! Haha. . . "

" Vice Lord, you have such a wonderful idea. Your subordinate admires you so much that I prostrate myself in front of you. "

"Yes!" Li Yan waved his hand complacently. "Push open the stones at the cave entrance and clean up the riverbank. Wait for Lord to arrive. "

Suddenly, with a bang, the huge rock that blocked the cave was blasted into pieces. The stones that were like blades and arrows shattered the few swordsmen in white near the entrance of the cave. Blood and flesh flew everywhere. The silver-armored zombie appeared amidst the rain of blood. It raised its head to the sky and let out a long roar, sucking the blood and soul out of the swordsman's body. Li Yan and Lan Fei stared at the dozen or so blood arrows with their mouths wide open. The screaming souls turned into several red arcs in the air. They poured into the zombie's throat, which made a sound of "Gu Gu. "

"King. Wang. . . King Corpse. . . "Li Yan forced himself to calm down and shouted with a trembling voice. "Don't move, don't panic, and don't look into his eyes. . . Persist until Lord arrives, and you will be saved. "

Don't move, don't mess around? Who in the world could remain calm under the pressure of a King Corpse?

A King Corpse slowly raised the long blade in his hand. The cold light on the blade clashed with the blood-red light in his eyes. Wave after wave of killing intent was like a tempestuous storm, constantly attacking the hearts of everyone. The tip of King Corpse's blade slowly turned towards a swordsman in white. The green and shiny blade light carried an infinite amount of killing intent as it closed in on that person's glabella. He could no longer withstand this kind of pressure. With a loud shout, he turned around and ran.

"Ah - -"

Lu Changkong saw that the fleeing swordsman in white was cut in half by King Corpse's cold blade energy. A soul was still running away in the blood mist.

The soul that only knew that it was running away was dragged to the ground by a force after running 30 meters. It was as if an invisible hand had grabbed his legs and pulled him back. But what did he just see? Wasn't that the corpse that had been cut in half? If it wasn't for the jade pendant hanging on the corpse's head. . . He would never believe that it was his own body.

Suddenly, he felt himself floating in the air. A sharp pain also came from his feet. He turned his head and looked. It was the King Corpse who was devouring his body inch by inch. The man was so scared that he immediately let out a loud cry. If he could hear his own cry. . . "Ghost Cry!" It was only when he saw two rows of white teeth cut off the last bit of light. Only then did the heart-wrenching Ghost Cry stop.

He saw with his own eyes the King Corpse Bloodsucking Soul Devouring and the surviving white-robed swordsman. The white-shirted swordsman who had survived the bloodbath had long since been scared out of his wits. However, even if they used their swords to escape, They couldn't dodge the attack of a King Corpse. Several swordsmen in white were cut into four pieces by the sword. No one dared to take another step. They could only pray that the next target of King Corpse wasn't themselves, and that Lord would come earlier.

Corpses fell one after another on the riverbank. Li Yan cursed in his heart at his superior's eighteen generations of ancestors. But who could he blame? If he hadn't come up with a plan and volunteered himself, he wouldn't have been sent to this land of death.

Finally, someone came. Although he wasn't Li Yan's master, he wasn't a zombie. Li Yan had just squeezed out a smile. His head, which looked uglier than crying, had already rolled to the ground. The last thing he saw was the rain of roses falling from the sky and the King Corpse who was absorbing his blood. However, there was a red leaf in the blood.

Gradually, Li Yan's head stopped rolling. The long blade in King Corpse's hand was also slowly lowered. Lu Changkong, who was still under his armpit, saw five beauties in palace attire walking towards him amidst the rain of flowers.

The leader of the group, King Corpse, looked at them from head to toe and said in pleasant surprise. "I really found it by stepping on iron shoes and searching everywhere. I didn't even waste my time to find it! The King Corpse that I have been searching for for so many years actually delivered himself to my doorstep. "

The four girls knelt on the ground and said in unison, "Congratulations, Palace Master!"

"Haha. . . " Palace Master suddenly laughed loudly and said, "Today is truly a joyous occasion. Not only did I obtain a King Corpse, I even found a successor. "

The Palace Lord pointed at Lu Changkong and said, "This person's talent is so high that I haven't seen him for five hundred years. Today, I actually bumped into him. This is truly a joyous occasion. "

When the four women heard this, their eyes all revealed jealousy.

"Hmph!"

Before the Palace Master's laughter could fade, a cold snort came from the sky. A domineering voice said, "Hua Luan Ying, it's too early for you to be happy. Let me tell you this clearly, my disciple is mine, and even a King Corpse is mine. No one can touch him. "

Hua Luan Ying looked over and saw a young scholar walking over on a wave. He wore a white robe that looked like the tip of a falling cloud wave, and the silver waves added some more charm to his appearance. However, the murderous aura around his body caused the demons in the valley to retreat, and even the fierce winds in the valley to circle around him.

"Three Madness and One Egg!" Hua Luan Ying's expression changed slightly. She gritted her teeth and asked, "What right do you have to say that he is your disciple?"

Three Madness and One Egg waved the folding fan in their hands and said calmly, "I made this disciple sixteen years ago. The Flying Snow Seal on his left shoulder is proof. "

Hua Luan Ying pushed Lu Changkong's clothes aside doubtfully. As expected, there was a six-petal snowflake birthmark on his left shoulder.

Flowery Shadow frowned and nodded, "That's right, it is indeed the Snowflake Seal. It's true that your disciple is yours, but the King Corpse doesn't have your Snowflake Seal, right?"

"The King Corpse was brought out by my disciple, so it naturally belongs to him. Is there any difference between his and mine?"

Hua Luan Ying said with a cold expression. "A dignified elder of the Holy Church actually dares to act shamelessly. " As she spoke, Hua Luan Ying had already formed a hand seal behind her. She was waiting for a disagreement to arise, and was about to snatch the man away.

"Since you know that I am an elder of the Holy Church, why don't you kneel down?" The eyes of Three Madness and One Egg turned cold. A cold wind howled around their bodies, and their white clothes fluttered in the wind. The Yin Qi in the valley was being pulled by the wind, and it gathered above the heads of Three Madness and One Egg, forming a black vortex. Within the black wind, ghosts and devils emerged. The river roared and surged. A water wall was erected behind them. The demons of the nine lands among the waves were also restless.

Hua Luan Ying immediately broke out in cold sweat. She had thought that the legendary Three Madness and One Egg, who had been seriously injured in the war against the rebels and had disappeared for a hundred years, were no longer as brave as they were in the past. They should have kept a low profile and kept a low profile. She had never thought that he would still be so tyrannical. Her rebuttal had stirred up his anger.

Then, she thought about the Three Madness and One Egg who had turned the tide and swept away the Holy Church's rebel army by themselves. They had fought the Righteous Alliance alone for seven days under the Five Sun Mountain, and the corpses of the Righteous Dao experts had sunk by ten miles. Immediately, both of his legs went weak, and he knelt down, and said in a terrified voice: "The disciples of Shang Hua Palace, Hua Luan Ying, pay their respects to the elder. Luan Ying is being unreasonable for a moment. Please forgive me, elder. "

Three Madness and One Egg nodded their heads in satisfaction and said, "Fortunately you did not take action, otherwise, it would be time for Nishang to lose another beloved disciple. " After saying that, he openly withdrew his King Corpse and grabbed Lu Changkong. Without even looking at Hua Luan who was kneeling on the ground, he soared into the sky.

Without saying a word, Three Madness and One Egg brought Lu Changkong along and ran for an entire day and night. Finally, they brought Lu Changkong to a place that was even more terrifying than the valley where he had escaped from death. Not to mention the hundreds of corpses and the "No Return Villa. Anyone who trespasses will die!" These eight bloody words. Even the endless wasteland in this woodland that was still dark during the day, as well as the four hundred sheepskin lanterns hanging in the pathway, were enough to make one's hair stand on end.

Lu Changkong could vaguely see the black shadows flashing across the messy graves that were swept by the swaying lanterns' dim yellow lights. He felt as if his throat had been choked by something, and he couldn't even shout out even if he wanted to.

The three madmen and one egg finally stopped in front of a manor. Along with the ear-piercing sound of the door opening, a tall old man with a lantern in his hand came out and greeted respectfully, "Tombkeeper, welcome back to the manor, Master. "

"Un!" Three Madness and One Egg nodded and said: "Go and prepare the banquet. Today is a good day for me to take in a disciple. The banquet must be sumptuous"

"Congratulations, Master!" The tomb keeper was overjoyed and said: "Little one, go and prepare now. "

As he spoke, he happily ran down. If Lu Changkong knew the reason why the tomb keeper was happy, he was afraid that he would faint on the spot.

Three Madness and one egg carried Lu Changkong into the hall and casually threw him onto the ground. He sat on the armchair without caring what Lu Changkong, who was lying on the ground, thought. They cleared their throats and said, "Initially, I should take it seriously to acknowledge you as my master, but I, Three Madness and One Egg, am playing the game of the mortal world. What I hate the most are formalities and etiquette. There's no need to hold any ceremony today. As long as you nod, you'll be my disciple. "

"No, I won't take a Japanese dog as my master!"

"Bastard!" Three Madness and One Egg flew into a rage. They kicked Lu Changkong far away and helped him up with a smile. They moved him to a chair and exaggerated, "Not bad, not bad. This disciple of mine wants to have integrity. However, you call me a dog. How can Master not be angry?"

Lu Changkong held his stomach and shouted, "Then your name is Three Crazy and One Egg. Is there such a name in China?"

"I will say it again. Master, I am the descendant of the authentic Fiery Emperor. " Three Madness and One Egg laughed evilly. "My real name is Feng YI. Three Madness and One Egg are my nicknames. It means that I have gone mad three times a day, and I am also a bad guy. Now, you can become my disciple! "

Lu Changkong thought to himself, "If I am caught by this strange person here, if I don't take him as my master, I am afraid I will be buried in the ground. I should save my life first! " He looked at the messy graves outside the window. Lu Changkong gulped. He squeezed out a smile and said, "Disciple Lu Changkong greets master. "

"Hahaha. . . " Three Madness and One Egg were dancing with joy. "Good. . . Good. . . Good. . . My good disciple. Come, come, come. Master will give you a gift. "

Lu Changkong took a bun that was as white as jade from his hand. It was crystal clear, exquisitely made, and steaming hot. The bun had a thin layer of skin and a big stuffing. He said in disappointment. "Thank you, Master. " He opened his mouth and bit at the bun.

"Wow. . . "

Lu Changkong screamed as the bun bit his lips.

"Oh my god! Steamed Bun can bite people! What is this!? . . . ”

Steamed Bun opened his mouth and angrily shouted: "Who told you to bite me?"

"Just who are you. . . Steamed Bun, no no no. . . Steamed Bun, how could you speak. . . What is it? Lu Changkong was so scared that he started to speak incoherently.

A pair of small eyes opened on the bun's skin, and he said with tears in his eyes: " I originally wasn't a bun! "

She didn't wait for Lu Changkong to ask again and said, "I was originally an immortal fox, but after cultivating for a thousand years, I didn't dare to transcend my tribulation. I originally wanted your master to become an immortal, but I didn't expect him to say that I'm like a bun, a stuffed bun. Wah. . . " The bun couldn't control himself anymore, and he started bawling loudly.

According to the legends, the immortal fox that cultivated for a thousand years would ask for the title of a passerby. He took the initiative to ask the passerby, "What do you think I look like?" If passers-by say that he looks like a person, he would be reincarnated as a human. He said that he looked like the Emperor. In his next life, he would definitely be the Emperor. If he was like a god, Immortal Fox can directly become an immortal and ascend to the Immortal World. Of course, Immortal Fox will also repay those who say good things.

Lu Changkong scratched his head and said, "As far as I know, Immortal Fox wouldn't turn into a bun or something without life, right?"

"Wah. . . " Steamed Bun cried even harder. Tears almost flew out of his eyes. "It's him. It was that madman who made me into a bun. "

Lu Changkong was so scared that he broke out in cold sweat. He looked at Three Madness and One Egg with his eyes wide open. "This is too. . . Too. . . "

The egg smiled indifferently. "Don't listen to the nonsense of that bun. He is living a good life. Other than its appearance being a bit. . . Cough cough. . . A bit cute, its living standards aren't any worse than a Demon Immortal. She is yours now, Take good care of her for me! Let's go. . . Let's go. . . Eat. . . Eat, let's chat while eating. "

Three Crazy and One Egg left. Steamed Bun bit Lu Changkong's clothes. He transformed into two wings and flapped them with all his might as he followed Three Madness and One Egg into the restaurant. He placed Lu Changkong across from Three Madness and One Egg, then retracted his wings and transformed into two small hands. He took the chopsticks and pointed at the twenty servants standing neatly at the dining table. "You should know them yourself! Just remember to look at their faces. Don't remember their sizes!"

Before Lu Changkong could ask her why, the group of servants bowed in unison and said, "Greetings, young master!"

"Yes! Ah!" Lu Changkong's cry once again resounded throughout the entire manor.

At least seven servants' heads fell to the ground after that bow. They fumbled around to put their heads back, but their heads and bodies no longer belonged to their original partners.

"This. . . This. . . "

Steamed Bun snappily said, "There are only madmen in this manor. The tomb keeper and you, three of them are alive. The rest who look like humans, can move, and can't move are all corpses. "

Lu Changkong finally knew why the tomb keeper would be so happy when he saw him - no matter what, there was finally one more living person in the manor.

Three Madness and One Egg laughed. "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! I'm an elder of the Eternal Holy Church, the Snow School. Don't tell me you don't know about the Eternal Holy Church? "

The Eternal Holy Church used a strange corpse controlling technique to shock the evil sects of the cultivation realm. It had been established for thousands of years. There were many capable people in the sect. The Holy Church's main altar was known as one of the four dead realms in cultivation realm. Seven righteous cultivators had joined hands to attack the Indestructible Holy Church, but each time they were defeated, they would return in defeat. Three hundred years ago, during the Battle of Five Sun Mountain, the Righteous Alliance had suffered heavy casualties. More than ten sects had been removed from the list, and they were called the "Disaster of Five Sun. "

Since then, the words "Eternal Holy Church" had become a taboo in cultivation realm.

How could Lu Changkong not know about this evil sect that made the cultivation realm talk like a tiger?

He immediately nodded and said, "I know, but I think that the dead should be buried to rest in peace. This way, we should dig out their corpses and drive them. Isn't it. . . A little. . . A little. . . "

"It's a bit evil, right?" Three Madness and One Egg said, "First of all, I want to correct your wrong point of view!"

He pointed at the table and asked, "What are these?"

Lu Changkong replied in a daze, "Food!"

"Food is just a form of them! You can also see them as corpses. "

Three Madness and One Egg said seriously: "Corpses originally no longer have life, the Imperial Corpse gave him another kind of life! In fact, we see many corpses every day. We are also using or controlling these corpses. For example, this rice is rice's corpse. The meat was the pig's corpse, and the soup was the fish's corpse. The table was the tree's corpse, and the chopsticks were the bamboo's corpse. Other raw materials were added to the corpse. If it was further refined, it would be sublimated and become something else. Could it be because they are corpses? Then sooner or later, you will starve to death. "

" Speak of the bigger picture, the world is also a chaotic corpse. The mountains and rivers in the mortal world, the sun, moon, and stars are also formed from the corpse of the legendary Pangu. When the Dao of Corpse Controlling reaches, one can control the stars. Borrowing the heaven and earth. Could it be that this isn't the Great Dao? Nothing can enter the Dao, nothing can enter the Dao. Who said that cultivation must be meditated and refined? Could it be that the Imperial Corpse can't enter the Dao? "

Lu Changkong nodded as if he understood. "I think I understand. Nangong Shengtian can use his slaves, treat people like dogs, and disregard human lives! Why can't I use the monster trainer's corpse to seek justice from him? I don't care what kind of cultivation technique I cultivate. As long as I can get my revenge, even if it's a demonic technique, I still want to try it. "

"Good. . . Good. . . Good. . . It's good that you can figure this out. The psychological barrier of corpse control will slowly be removed. " Three Madness and One Egg picked up a piece of pork leg: "Come, taste this pig's corpse!"

"Wow!" Lu Changkong, who was eating, almost spat out the overnight food.

Steamed Bun shook his head and sighed. "The tragedy of a demon. It won't be long before the tragedy will repeat itself on this person! "