C5 Master
The law of corpse-control is that if you want to corpse-control, you must first not be afraid of the corpse, and not only must you be close to it, but you must also not be afraid of it. [You must also treat it as your friend. ] Just like how the best way for a beast tamer to tame a beast is to let the beast treat it as one of its own. How can one make the beast think of himself as one of its own? The simplest way is to sleep with the beast! " Three Madness and One Egg said that poor Lu Changkong's acupuncture points had been pointed. He threw him onto a gorgeous bed. Of course, there were also two young female corpses accompanying him in his bed.
Lu Changkong, who was wrapped around his neck by two snow-white arms, didn't feel anything attractive. Instead, he was worried that those two hands would strangle him to death.
Three Madness and one Egg were holding a folding fan and circling around the bed. They turned around and pointed at Lu Changkong's forehead. "Disciple! Master has put in a lot of effort to collect these two corpses! If it wasn't for the fear that you might not get used to it. . . I would have thrown two thousand-year-old zombies onto your bed long ago. However, you don't have to regret it. I've collected quite a few Zombie Kings. If you like it, I'll let him come up "
" No. . . There's no need. . . "
"Sigh! Disciple, why do you seem a little unhappy? Such a beautiful scene is not something an ordinary person can enjoy! "
" God! I'm currently being hugged by two corpses! " Lu Changkong exploded. " Everyone says' Warmth and lust '. I have never heard of anyone being able to climb onto the guillotine. You can still think about it when you're held by a knife on your neck. If there really is such a person, then he's not a pervert. He was also a madman. Is there any difference between me and standing on the guillotine right now? Can't you think normally? "
" An extraordinary person who does extraordinary things. Think about it carefully! An ordinary person, an ordinary person, an ordinary person!" Three Madness and One Egg said" laymen "three times in a row and left while fanning themselves. At the moment, they did not forget to remind: " If there's anything, tell the thousand-year-old Zombie King under the bed to come and find me. "
"What!?" Lu Changkong was so scared that he broke out in cold sweat. If he wanted to find Three Madness and One Egg again, he would not be able to find him!
"A thousand-year-old zombie king!" The more Lu Changkong thought about it, the more scared he became. He felt that there was a pair of eyes staring at him in the empty room. Just as he was about to open his eyes to take a look, he saw a figure with long hair floating in the air with four eyes.
"You. . . You. . . "
The figure shouted with an endless amount of bitterness: "Why didn't you let me bury myself and move my body onto the bed? Return my body - - "
" What the hell!? Master, help me! "
Lu Changkong's scream shook the entire Wuhui Manor.
The first condition to find a corpse is to find it. Of course, not all corpses can be used as Imperial Censors. It would be best if you could find a corpse with a soul and refine it. Searching for a corpse is a compulsory task for a Imperial Censor. " Three Madness and One Egg said just like that.
Lu Changkong was thrown onto the wooden raft and was drifting along the outer river of the Wuhui Manor. And Three Madness and One Egg went somewhere else.
"Master!" Lu Changkong shouted towards the riverbank, "You are too irresponsible! You only told me that this would attract Spiritual Corpse, water ghosts. But you didn't tell me what I should do after they come out! Hey, master. . . "
Suddenly, a gust of chilly wind with water splashed around the raft. The originally smooth raft started to spin in circles. Lu Changkong was so scared that he laid on the raft and kept his hands on the gap between the logs. He called out the name of the famous god and Buddha. . .
After a moment, the raft stopped moving. Lu Changkong felt as if there was something behind him that was many times bigger than him. It looked down at him from top to bottom, and he could not help but feel a cool breeze blowing on his spine.
After waiting for a long time, the thing behind him didn't do anything. However, two pale hands slowly extended out of the water in front of him. Ten fingers hooked onto the edge of the raft one by one. Black hair rippled in front of his eyes along with the rolling bubbles. Lu Changkong really did not dare to imagine what would climb up from the water in the next moment.
"Crack!"
The two palms separated to the left and right and cut the raft in half. Lu Changkong fell into the water without any suspense.
A figure was at the bottom of the water. It flipped over like a big fish, grabbed Lu Changkong's neck, and pressed him down to the bottom of the water with all its might.
The only thought in Lu Changkong's mind was, "Master, you played me to death!"
Lu Changkong was not played to death by the three crazy eggs. When he was entangled with the water ghost, the man and the ghost were caught by the net of the three crazy eggs at the same time. Until they were dragged to the shore by the net, Lu Changkong was still "flirtatiously" entangled with the corpse.
The third law of the Corpse Controlling Law, "Corpse Controlling. . . Hey, disciple, why did you faint, and why are you foaming at the mouth. . . Tomb Guardian, quickly bring the Soul Returning Pill. . . "
After spending more than a month together, Lu Changkong discovered that the three madmen and one egg didn't go crazy three times a day, but rather, they went crazy at random times. As long as he showed the smile of two "tiger teeth," it meant that he was about to go crazy.
Lu Changkong was not looking forward to the three crazy eggs giving him some kind of magic formula, but to fulfill his promise to cure his legs as soon as possible. Otherwise, when this horrifying master grinned at him, he really felt like he was a chicken that was being stared at by a weasel and couldn't run away even if he wanted to.
Finally, Three Madness and One Egg came in front of Lu Changkong with a smile, and said with a "kind" smile. "Disciple! I have finally found the ingredients and will be able to cure your legs soon. "
"Thank you master. . . " Lu Changkong saw the fangs of the three madmen and one egg exposed like a vampire. He felt a chill on his back and quickly waved his hand. "No need. . . No need. . . I'm doing fine now. . . Really well. . . Ah!"
Lu Changkong screamed and fainted.
The tomb keeper was holding a wooden stick as thick as an ocean bowl. With a panicked face, he reached his hand under Lu Changkong's nose. "Am I too heavy? Did I kill him?"
"Not heavy, not heavy. Just nice, just nice. " Three Madness and One Egg grabbed Lu Changkong's left foot and passed through a cold gate, dragging him into the deepest part of the manor.
After an unknown period of time, Lu Changkong woke up. He felt an indescribable comfort all over his body. When he looked at his feet again, his legs had already recovered. Not only could he run, he could also jump. His body seemed to have become sturdier and taller than before.
Three Madness and One Egg said with a smile. "The most solid bones, the best meridians, and the most explosive muscles. I've already fixed you up. Your natural endowment is already at the upper level, and after my modifications, it's even more perfect and flawless. It's not an exaggeration to say that you have golden bones and jade bones. "
"Thank you, Master. . . Thank you, Master. . . " Lu Changkong said in pleasant surprise. "Master, are you a Divine Immortal? You can actually reconstruct a human body!"
"Divine Immortal can do it. I can do it. If Divine Immortal can't do it, I might be able to do it. " Three Madness and One Egg said proudly: "If I wanted to become an immortal, I would have ascended to the Immortal World 500 years ago. Forget it, let's not talk about this. . . "
"Oh right, I forgot to tell you. That day, When you were talking to a King Corpse in the Blood Cave, the True Yang was absorbed by him. Not only did it save him, but it also made him think of them as his own kind. So, when I was modifying your body, your heart's blood was poured into its corpse crystal. This corpse crystal was the essence of his entire body. Being dripped into your heart's blood, you and him are the same kind in a sense. I'll give it to you after I've refined a portion of his ferocity. He'll be very helpful to your future cultivation. "
Lu Changkong smiled and said, "Master, shouldn't you teach me cultivation tomorrow?"
"There is no hurry to cultivate. " Three Madness and one egg revealed two tiger teeth that made Lu Changkong tremble in fear. "According to my observation, you are best at eating and sleeping. I originally wanted to break into your dream. I will teach you the method to return to Meng Xin, so that you can sleep and cultivate. I never thought that you would. . . The soul in my dream is still sleeping, and I can't even kick it awake. There was no hope for sleeping and cultivating anymore. I can only put more effort into eating. "
"Eat!" Lu Changkong said with an ashen expression. "Master, did you find some miracle medicine? I think Master should keep it for himself!"
Recalling the scene of his soul leaving his body after consuming the so-called Immortal Pill four times and seeing Ox-Head and Horse-Face, Lu Changkong shuddered. If it wasn't for the fact that Three Madness and One Egg were quick to act, he would have reincarnated a long time ago.
"Of course not. Although the Spirit Pill is good, it isn't the right path. " Three Madness and One Egg laughed: "Master has thought of a way to solve this problem once and for all. That is, he risked his life to sneak into the Heavenly Court and steal the corpse of the ancient ferocious beast Taotie. He changed you into a set of Taotie's teeth and intestines overnight. From now on, you are Taotie. Taotie is you. It took me forty-nine days to refine the Taotie's stomach to the size of your body! You have to make good use of it. "
Lu Changkong suddenly felt a chill. " I don't have a mouthful of sharp teeth, do I? " He hurriedly let Steamed Bun take a few mirrors and looked at them. Only then did he relax. Fortunately, his body had been modified by Three Madness and One Egg. Apart from a headless, dragon-like, and tiger-like tattoo on his back, there were no other major changes to his body.
After Lu Changkong heaved a sigh of relief, he followed Three Madness and One Egg to the dining hall and asked Steamed Bun in a low voice. "It's said that only a Divine Immortal can transform a human body. Master isn't bragging, is he?"
"He's not bragging!" Steamed Bun said in a low voice, "But there's one thing that he lied about! It wasn't that he didn't want to become an immortal 500 years ago. But after becoming an immortal, he caused chaos in the Immortal World. The five immortal masters really couldn't tolerate fighting with him, so he chased him out of the immortal realm. The Demon World had learned its lesson from the Immortal World. When he wanted to use the auras of the few demon corpses to ascend to the Devil World, he directly sent an army of 100,000 soldiers to block the entrance of the reversed passageway. No matter what, he was not allowed to enter the Demon Realm. Not to mention the Demon Realm that had yet to have a Demon Emperor, after he slaughtered a group of great demons and small demons, He cried and persuaded him to come out, then immediately closed the passageway. He said that the Demon Emperor did not notice. He would never open the passageway again. Also, do you think your master is the kind of person that can be obediently sent to be reincarnated? Even if he wants to be reincarnated, I think he won't be a ghost for the next eight thousand years. "
Lu Changkong was dumbfounded when he heard that. "Master is so powerful? Why haven't I heard of him in cultivation realm?"
"Do you know how to communicate with ants?" Steamed Bun said snappily, "As long as you haven't ascended, no matter what cultivation base a self-cultivator has, they are just ants in the eyes of an immortal. Besides, your master is also deliberately hiding his strength. Even the other elders of the Undying Holy Church thought that he only has the cultivation base of the early stage of the heavenly tribulation. "
" Oh! " Lu Changkong couldn't help but admire Three Madness and One Egg. He was even more touched when he saw Three Madness and One Egg placing bowls and chopsticks for him. His eyes turned red, and he secretly turned around to wipe away a few drops of tears.
Three Madness and One Egg said as they prepared food for Lu Changkong, "Tao Tie has a lot of stomachs and a big mouth. Its biggest characteristic was that it was gluttonous, and it ate whatever it saw. The ancient ferocious beast was so gluttonous. It was no different from absorbing the spiritual energy within matter. This was similar to how cultivators practiced Qi while meditating. Tao Tie ate everything. To him, the ingredients were also ever-changing. They could all be eaten by the elements of the five elements. If you can make a name for yourself, You might be able to cultivate the legendary Chaotic Force that was above immortal energy and almost divine power. If you can cultivate it, your stomach can also be cultivated into the Cosmos Sack that cultivators use to store things. But you have to be careful. Although Taotie has three stomachs, each Wei has countless spaces. It can store food in different categories, but in the end, he was stuffed to death. So. . . Come, come. Okay. "
" What is this? " Lu Changkong was shocked by the rock that was the size of a chair.
"It is probably iron ore. If I tell you to eat it, then eat it. Don't talk nonsense. "Three Madness and One Egg grabbed Lu Changkong's neck with one hand and stuffed the ore into his mouth with the other.
" Wah! Master, I don't have such a big mouth! "
Lu Changkong's mouth miraculously grew bigger like a python and swallowed the ore that was a few times bigger than his head.
"As expected, there is nothing Taotie doesn't eat. The ancient people are not lying to me. " Three Madness and one egg shook their heads and left. Lu Changkong, however, was lying on the ground and rolling his eyes. It seemed like he had vented too much and breathed too little. If the bun had not poured a bowl of dissolved stone water into his mouth in time, Lu Changkong would have choked to death.
In the following year, Lu Changkong's main task was to not only eat, but also eat. He had practically eaten all of the immortal sources in the north, south, and north of the Great River. All the food in the four territories could be eaten and not eaten. Crystals, divine water, rare metals, all kinds of soil, rare animals. . . All of them were placed on the dining table.
Even Three Madness and One Egg stuffed a thousand-year-old ancient tree into Lu Changkong's stomach out of curiosity. Lu Changkong was in great pain from the food. His eyes were wide open. Fortunately, he was the one who ate the tree. Otherwise, no matter how fast he digested it, he would still die from overeating.
However, the True Qi of metal, wood, water and fire, as well as the dark green corpse Qi, formed a cycle in Lu Changkong's body. According to Three Madness and One Egg, he could form six inner cores. As for whether it was a Golden Core or a Demon Pill, or a Ghost Stone, or a Demon Heart, only the heavens knew.
Lu Changkong often felt that it was already a great fortune that he wasn't killed by Three Madness and One Egg. As for whether his body would explode because of the incompatibility of his Inner Core in the future, he wouldn't even have a corpse left. It was no longer within his consideration.
In this year, the only thing Lu Changkong gained was a super strong immunity to terrifying things. From the time he was scared witless by zombies to the time he took the initiative to help the tomb keeper take care of the tomb, suture the corpse, and looking for Spiritual Corpse by himself, he had already taken the first step in the path of corpse control.
On this day, Three Madness and One Egg cheerfully called Lu Changkong over and asked, "Disciple! Do you want to go out and take a look? Master will bring you to a good place. "
Lu Changkong said in a low voice. "I think this is not asking for your opinion, but a special notice, right?"
"My good disciple, you are getting smarter and smarter!" Three Madness and One Egg were very pleased. " The Battle of Holy Church, which happens once every hundred years, is about to begin. I plan to bring you to the main altar to broaden your horizons. "
"The main altar of the Holy Church?" Lu Changkong's interest was piqued. "Where is it?"
"White Jade Capital in the sky!" Three Madness and One Egg shook their folding fan and sighed. "I haven't returned to the main altar in three hundred years. I wonder if it has changed its appearance!"