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"Little stone?! Shitou, aren't you crazy? You can help me? "

Hearing this notification, Jiang Feng looked excitedly at the Supreme God Spirit Stone bracelet on his left hand.

"Master, I don't have dementia. I just fell asleep. Of course I can help Master, helping Master is also my mission. " The Paragon God Stone said.

"Good, good! Then quickly kill these two bastards! They want to kill me! " Jiang Feng said hurriedly.

Looking at the silent Jiang Feng, Wang Fang said in confusion, "Is this Jiang Feng scared silly? To whom? "

"Forget it, just kill him first!" Zhang Yuan said.

"Master, I'm only a System. I don't have the ability to attack, so Master has to do it himself …" The Paragon God's Stone said weakly.

"Are you sure?! If I can do it myself, why would I shout for help! "

Jiang Feng was about to collapse, this was the first time he had seen such an unreliable system.

"Master, don't worry. Although I don't have any offensive power, after I bound myself to Master, Master obtained a Summoning God Stone! Using the Summoning God Stone to summon out the Immortal Pet can help Master in battle. " The Supreme God's Stone replied in a flash of insight.

Jiang Feng was delighted and said, "Good, good!" Great! What can the Summoning God Stone summon? "

The Supreme Divine Stone thought for a bit, then said, "Raging Flames Divine Dragon, Ice Crystal Phoenix, Nine-headed Hellhound, Myriad Realm Divine Sword, and so on. None of them can be summoned! "

Jiang Feng said happily, "What a great show!" Divine Dragon, Phoenix, and Nine-Headed Earth Dog … What? What did you say if you can't summon it? Is the situation critical?! "

As he spoke, Jiang Feng rolled like a lazy donkey and dodged the attack of Wang Fang Sabi's dog. His entire body was in a sorry state.

"I just woke up not too long ago and I'm still not very familiar with my business. Master, don't be angry!" The Supreme God's Stone explained.

"Hey!" I'm going to be bitten to death by a dog, so stop bullshitting me! Forget it, let's just summon out whatever it is! " Jiang Feng shouted.

"Ding! Master has chosen to use the Summoning God Stone to randomly summon immortal pets. Now, Master can summon them. Please chant an incantation and simultaneously start the dance!"

Following the notification from the Supreme God Stone, a screen of light appeared in front of Jiang Feng.

On the light screen, there were a few incantations and a set of movements.

"Damn, what's with the shameless movement and incomparable incantation that is even more shameful than the eighth set of the national primary school students' broadcast gymnastics?!" Jiang Feng shouted with his eyes wide open.

"Master, this is the system's setting. If you don't want to, you can give up on this summon!" The Paragon God Stone said.

"Give up? If I give up, will I still be alive? "

Jiang Feng suddenly leapt to his feet as he thought, raising both arms horizontally and shouting, "Let's begin the eighth set now, pah! Now, let's begin the summoning ceremony for the God Stone. "

Raising his hands above his head and his left leg, Jiang Feng said, "Oh, great and wise summoning divine stone. I've encountered some difficulties now, I beg you to bestow me the divine beast …"

Jiang Feng's left hand drooped down and his right hand rested on his chest as he continued, "I'm going to grant you the divine beast to help me pass this trial …"

"..."

"Hahaha!" Hahaha! Brother Fang, this Jiang Feng has really gone silly! Look, he's dancing all right! You are so ashamed of what you read! " Zhang Yuan looked at Jiang Feng and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He had even forgotten to direct the Paralympic Frog.

Wang Fang was also overjoyed, "Hahaha! Jiang Feng, if we'd known that you were a retarded child, we wouldn't have bullied you like this! "Do you know that you're ten thousand times more wretched than a weird uncle?!"

"..."

When these words entered his ears, Jiang Feng's face was about to drip with shame.

"F * ck, Wang Fang, Zhang Yuan, just you wait. Wait till I summon the divine beast to show you!"

"..."

Finally, Jiang Feng's incantation and dance were completed.

"Pa!"

A small stone that had been protruding from the bracelet on Jiang Feng's left hand fell to the ground, forming a six-star formation.

The dim blue light of the array made people unable to open their eyes.

Jiang Feng said excitedly, "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. It's so cool! It's not in vain that I did a set of broadcast gymnastics!" Quick, Divine Dragon, Divine Dragon, Divine Dragon! "

The deep blue light gradually faded.

"Gu gu, oh …" "Oh, oh, oh …" A loud sound filled the place.

"The dragon's call is a little special, right? And it's a little small too, isn't it …" Jiang Feng guessed and looked towards the summoned creature.

A chicken?

A big rooster with a red comb, yellow feathers, and a black tail?!

Jiang Feng's mind was blank. Wang Fang and Zhang Yuan were about to burst into laughter.

Zhang Yuan covered his stomach, "Brother Fang, Brother Fang, did a chicken hatch from Jiang Feng's egg? This must be the legendary Muggle Nine grade talent! "

"Hahaha!" Hahaha! Zhang Yuan, hold me. When had Jiang Feng become a comedian? Such a large set of actions actually managed to summon a chicken? This is probably the funniest thing to do this year! " Wang Fang could not help but laugh.

"Little Rock, can you explain to me what happened?" Jiang Feng looked at the rooster whose claw was raised to act as its own, with a darkened face.

"Eh …" The supreme divine stone was a bit embarrassed as well, and said: "Just now, master chose to summon it right after! Therefore, we have randomly chosen the big rooster beast. "

At this moment, Wang Fang and Zhang Yuan also stopped laughing.

Wang Fang said, "Jiang Feng, it's a pity that I don't have a clown. Otherwise, I would have let you dance for me everyday!" Now, go to hell! As for your chicken... "Eh, it's perfect for my old skin to heal up!"

"Old Sha, let's go!"

With an order from Wang Fang, the Sharpei Dog flicked its long tongue and rushed towards Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng said urgently to the Supreme God Stone, "Little stone, I don't care why it's a rooster anymore. Tell me, can you defeat this group of bastards?!"

"Since it is a random summoning, I am unable to find out the exact strength of the Giant Cock Beast. Master should give it a try." The Paragon God Stone said.

"I'll fight until the last moment!"

Jiang Feng looked at the Sharpei dog and roared at the giant rooster, "Go on! The Giant Cock Beast! "

"Oh, oh …" "Oh, oh, oh, oh …"

The rooster heard the order and turned its head to the left. It let out a loud screech as it charged towards the Sharpei dog.

And then — the charge went awry.

"F * ck, you don't have to be such a scammer!" Jiang Feng wanted to cry but had no tears to shed. "Heavens, can't you give me a more proper system?"

"Master, I am quite serious. You should have said, 'The supreme rooster beast, listen to my commands, XXXX!'. The Paragon God Stone said.

"Why is there such a shameful password?!"

Jiang Feng was speechless and shouted, "You supreme rooster, listen to my commands and stop this shar pei dog!"

"Oh, oh, oh!"

Jiang Feng had just finished speaking when the rooster in the room turned into a chicken. The rooster's eyes were as sharp as a swordsman's, and its claws shined with a cold, sharp light.

"Swish!" The giant rooster shot in front of Bai Feng like an arrow and pecked the Sharpei dog on its neck.

"Wu wu, woof woof woof …"

A piece of the Sharpei Dog's outer skin was pecked off by the giant rooster. It whimpered and no longer dared to move forward.

"F * ck, isn't this change too fast?!" Jiang Feng stared dumbfoundedly at the giant rooster for a long time.

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