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DUKE

I’m back. Your girl Iris is in the house. Sorry for that interruption, by the way. Elias seems to have inserted some pages into the middle of my tale. Cheeky bastard. Time to continue the story that really matters.

Mine.

Oh, and I have to take a massive dump by the way. Just huge. So look away, little bird. Look away...

There. All better. Except..