Now, we both know I didn’t steal the Moonlight Sword. Stealing is just not my thing. I mean, when I was ten I snuck a chocolate bar from Sly’s personal stash, and as I was putting it in my mouth he snapped his fingers and the chocolate turned into gray worms so.... Yeah... traumatized. Definitely not a thief.
That honor goes to Elias.
I tell Thalius as much