Wandering Dragon and Phoenixes in City/C18 I Have Not Fart for a Long Time
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C18 I Have Not Fart for a Long Time

In the end, under the extremely awkward atmosphere, Wang Xiaolong, Lu Xueyu, and Zheng Shuangni sang a famous "Peony Song" together.

This song's melody was easy to remember, so it wasn't difficult to sing it, and there weren't many lyrics. Even if Lu Xueyu couldn't sing it to her heart's content, she could still do it after singing it.

In comparison, Wang Xiaolong, who was tongue-tied, had been made a fool of himself. Not only was his voice extremely loud, it also shook Zheng Shuangni to the side, causing her to make obvious movements as if she was going to grit her teeth and shrink her neck.

Finally, the singing ended, freeing everyone's ears. Zheng Shuangni didn't know what to say to Wang Xiaolong, so she could only be polite and invite them to come down.

Lu Xueyu didn't even have the face to continue listening to the concert. She immediately looked at Wang Xiaolong for help.

Wang Xiaolong understood what she meant, so he said to Zheng Shuangni, "Let's just leave early. I'm so sorry."

"Haha, this guy still knows how to be embarrassed!"

The audience was amused.

Zheng Shuangni pursed her lips into a smile and said, "Alright, you guys can go over here and head towards the backstage."

"Alright, thank you." Wang Xiaolong pulled Lu Xueyu all the way through the long T-shaped stage and into the backstage.

When he raised his head, Wang Xiaolong saw Han Chuyu standing in the corner with her face puffed out like a bun. He couldn't help but blurt out, "Nonsense, girl! So you're here!"

"…" Han Chuyu's face darkened, almost fainting on the spot.

Seeing this, the security guard at the back frowned and was about to urge Wang Xiaolong to leave, but Han Chuyu said first, "Hey, boss, this is your first concert, are you going to take it down too?"

"Boss?" The security guard was stunned.

This security guard, along with the other security guards present, were all invited by Zheng Shuangni's studio staff in advance to contact the security company.

The relationship will stop after the concert.

Therefore, they were not under Wang Xiaolong's control, so they were not afraid of him.

But... Was this person really the boss behind Zheng Shuangni's scenes?

As the boss, why did he come to watch the concert and perform on stage?

As the boss, why did he take down Zheng Shuangni's stage just now and cause trouble in front of everyone's eyes?

Did he think he was a comedian?

"What a strange person!" The security guard secretly shook his head and didn't push her away. Instead, he consciously returned to the front desk, doing what he needed to do.

When he raised his head, he saw Zheng Shuangni bowing to everyone and then bowing to them.

"Actually, I'm very sorry everyone. The two people who just got on the stage actually know me …"

Once he said this, everyone was once again in an uproar.

What was going on? He recognized her?

In other words, this wasn't a random request to go up onto the stage. Rather, it was an invitation to go up because they were familiar with each other?

Isn't this too meaningless?

Many people frowned.

Zheng Shuangni stuck out her tongue and said, "Once again, I'm sorry. I hope that everyone can forgive me for my ridiculous actions. To make up for my wrongdoing, I will now re-invite a couple of fans I did not know in advance to sing on the stage. In order to be fair, I will turn around and throw this pair of rings back. The friends that I receive, please be careful, don't be smashed to the head. "

Zheng Shuangni took out a pair of crystal clear rings, put them back in the box, and then sealed the box. Then she turned around and raised her hand up high.

Immediately, the audience boiled over once again. Everyone stretched out their hands in an attempt to catch it …

On one hand, he could go on stage and sing together with her. On the other hand, this ring was definitely not a cheap deal.

Whoosh!

A parabola was thrown out. It was a series of screams.

Finally, a male spectator who had just left raised the box up high with a joyous expression and said loudly, "I, I, I've received it!"

His companion beside him was also very excited as she looked at him expectantly.

A moment later, the man had lived up to everyone's expectations. He opened the ring and dropped to one knee.

"I've proposed! "He really did propose a marriage!"

"Wow, so romantic!"

"Is this really a child care?"

"I'll rely on you!" It was purely a coincidence that Shuang Ni threw her out with her back facing everyone! "

"If I get the ring, I'll propose as well!"

Wang Xiaolong did not leave but hid in the background to watch the scene.

Seeing the marriage proposal, Wang Xiaolong showed a look of lingering fear. He said to Lu Xueyu and Han Chuyu, "Luckily Shuang Ni didn't give the ring to me just now. Otherwise, I would really have been embarrassed."

"What kind of expression is that!?" "Even if she gives you a ring, you can refuse to propose to me." Lu Xueyu rolled her eyes at him.

"You don't know what it's like to be stuck in a dilemma. Look at that guy on stage, he looks like he's having fun, but in reality, no one knows what he's thinking." Wang Xiaolong shook his head, looking like he could understand it.

"Do you think that this couple is fake like us?" Since the other party is truly in love with him, and he just so happens to be able to make the marriage proposal, how can he possibly be in a dilemma? " Lu Xueyu retorted.

"Ah …" "You're pretending to be lovers?" Han Chuyu, who was standing at the side, blinked her eyes.

"Huh?" Lu Xueyu gaped.

Wang Xiaolong's expression also changed as he hurriedly said, "Not good, you leaked the information, quickly kill him and silence him!"

He grabbed Han Chuyu and said coldly, "I'm sorry, you know too much!"

"…" Han Chuyu naturally knew that Wang Xiaolong was joking and not really going to kill him to keep his mouth shut.

She pushed Wang Xiaolong's pig hand away, looked at him strangely, then looked at Lu Xueyu and asked in puzzlement, "Are you guys really pretending?"

"Yes, this girl had a blind date a few days ago and was beaten up like a mistress by others. The shadow in her heart is very large." "Afraid that her parents would find her some other exotic people to continue dating, she rushed over to eat my tofu right in front of her parents and then say that we're a couple …" Wang Xiaolong had the expression of a victim.

"So that's how it is!" Han Chuyu suddenly understood.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Did I eat your tofu?" Lu Xueyu was speechless.

"Suppose you were walking on the street and a man suddenly walked over and said that I'm your boyfriend, don't you think he's eating your tofu?" Wang Xiaolong asked, then looked at Han Chuyu and said, "Nonsense, girl. If I were to say that I'm your boyfriend now, wouldn't you think that I'm eating your tofu?"

"..." Can you just call me by my name? I haven't fart for a long time! " Han Chuyu's head was filled with black lines.

"Don't mind the details. Answer my question."

"Of course it's to eat my tofu."

"Isn't that enough?" Wang Xiaolong stared at Lu Xueyu blankly.

Lu Xueyu said helplessly, "The situation of this man and woman is completely different, okay? Someone came up to me and told me it was my boyfriend, that he had eaten tofu. On the other hand, if I tell someone that I'm his girlfriend, he's still eating tofu. "

"Aiya, according to what you said, if I were to force myself onto you, then it would be me eating tofu. If you were to force yourself on me, then would it still be me eating tofu?"

"Of course!"

"Heavens, oh earth, why is the heavens being so unfair to us men …"

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