C19 Bullshit

Zheng Shuangni dragged her tired body back to the backstage and changed into a thicker winter outfit in the locker room.

The moment she arrived at the door, she noticed a gaze filled with malice sweeping over her. When she took a look, she saw that it was Wang Xiaolong.

"Hmph, Zheng Shuangni, you can do it. I'm already shaking my head, but you still have to call me that. Is it fun?"

Zheng Shuangni was frightened by his creepy voice and carefully walked over.

"Erm, are you really angry?"

Zheng Shuangni originally thought that with her understanding of Wang Xiaolong, Wang Xiaolong shouldn't be angry from such a harmless joke …

Zheng Shuangni didn't dare to do something that really pissed Wang Xiaolong off.

This was because she knew very well how terrifying the consequences of provoking Wang Xiaolong would be.

This was someone who wouldn't even blink when he saw blood!

"What do you think?" Wang Xiaolong still had a sullen expression.

"Yes, I'm sorry. I won't dare to do it again." Zheng Shuangni immediately stood stiffly beside Wang Xiaolong and lowered her head like a student punished by punishment.

"Turn around!" Wang Xiaolong reprimanded.

"What are you doing …"

"Of course it's bullshit! "Today, I must open up your ass!" Wang Xiaolong rolled up his sleeves and said.

"Huh?" Zheng Shuangni naturally looked around, and only after seeing that no one was around did she finally let out a sigh of relief.

However, she still felt embarrassed. She wasn't a child, so if she really ended up farting, then forget about the pain, how embarrassing would that be! If others saw this, it would be too embarrassing.

But as she bit her lip, she really did turn around and give a little pout.

"Sigh …"

Seeing this, Wang Xiaolong was a little shocked.

He had not expected Zheng Shuangni to be so obedient.

If it was Yuan Mengying or Lu Xueyu, they definitely wouldn't be so obedient.

They would probably just leave without a word or bickering with him with ferocious expressions on their faces.

"Shuang Ni is too unworthy of being scared like this." Wang Xiaolong looked conflicted. Since she had already put on an act, should he hit her or not?

If he fought, it would mean that he took it for real.

If they didn't fight, what kind of joke would they find to cover up that they were only joking?

What Wang Xiaolong was conflicted about was...

He didn't want Zheng Shuangni to see that he was joking, but in reality, he didn't want her to get serious!

"There's no other way. I can only give him a light punch." Wang Xiaolong spread out his five fingers.

Just as he was about to make his move, another sound rang out.

"What are you doing?" Lu Xueyu walked over with a wink and her gaze fell on Wang Xiaolong's hand.

"Ahaha, it's nothing. It's just that Shuang Ni said her shoulders are sore. I plan to give her a massage." Wang Xiaolong immediately pinched Zheng Shuangni's shoulder and started rubbing it.

Zheng Shuangni immediately felt extremely comfortable when she saw his experienced hand techniques.

She had been singing and dancing for so long that it was as if all the bones in her body had been broken.

Zheng Shuangni naturally showed an expression of infatuation, but she felt that she might be misunderstood by Lu Xueyu. She could only bear with it as she shrunk her neck and said, "Don't, don't pinch."

If Lu Xueyu was Wang Xiaolong's real girlfriend, she might be jealous.

Since it wasn't, she naturally wouldn't be jealous.

Just like how Zheng Shuangni was unsure of the true relationship between her and Wang Xiaolong, she didn't know how Wang Xiaolong usually got along with Zheng Shuangni.

Maybe Wang Xiaolong and Zheng Shuangni were already this familiar with each other before, but they were too embarrassed to do anything due to their presence.

I can't possibly disturb their interactions for my own reasons!

Therefore, Lu Xueyu tactfully said, "You don't have to worry about me. It's better to sit over there and massage for a while. This will help to eliminate the fatigue, so that you won't have to wake up tomorrow and will feel worse."

"Oh, alright then."

Seeing that Lu Xueyu was' magnanimous' and not jealous, Zheng Shuangni didn't feel the burden anymore …

He really missed the feeling of this massage!

If he wasn't tired, he would still be able to resist this suspicion.

It was just like someone who was very hungry and had seen the situation of a delicacy.

Of course, if someone else came to massage her, Zheng Shuangni wouldn't want to either.

It's probably like someone who's very hungry and sees a pile of shit... He still couldn't eat it.

There was naturally a place to rest backstage. As Zheng Shuangni sat down, Wang Xiaolong twitched his mouth and thought to himself, "This Zheng Shuangni really knows how to take advantage of the situation."

Then he would really give her a hand.

Pow!

Pow!

Pow!

Wang Xiaolong not only rubbed her shoulder and the back of her neck like this, but also turned his hand into a knife and slapped it on her shoulder. With this series of massage, Zheng Shuangni's fatigue also faded away like the tide.

Lu Xueyu noticed that her face was flushed and filled with satisfaction. She couldn't help but say in wonder, "I didn't notice, Wang Xiaolong. You have such craftsmanship?" It's really that comfortable? "

"Tsk, look at who I am!" Wang Xiaolong's ass was rumbling.

Indeed, the massage techniques of Wang Xiaolong were pretty much the same as those of professionals, even though he had never truly learned any techniques in this area.

But he knew martial arts, and what he learned was the Bone Shrinking Art. He knew the bones of the human body like the back of his hand, and when he kneaded, the power seeped through. How could he not be happy?

"Have you forgotten that you twisted your waist when you moved?" Wang Xiaolong said.

"That time …" That time you had a needle jab, I thought jabbing the needle would make it very comfortable, but I didn't expect it to be just a massage. " Lu Xueyu's eyes flashed with eagerness. "How about you give me a massage later?

From a modern point of view, it was not considered to be within the scope of "men and women should not touch each other", so it was naturally within the scope of Lu Xueyu's acceptance.

Just as Wang Xiaolong said, last time she had a waist wound, Wang Xiaolong even lifted her clothes a little and touched the skin on the back of her waist.

But what was a shoulder?

However, she was willing to let Wang Xiaolong pinch her shoulder, but Wang Xiaolong only sneered …

"You don't have a concert, do you need a massage? Do you really think that I, Wang Xiaolong, have a massage parlor? "

"It's just a massage, you're so stingy!" Lu Xueyu was also a little angry, "Forget it!"

Wang Xiaolong finished his work and clapped his hands. Zheng Shuangni wriggled her body and saw that Lu Xueyu seemed to be angry, so she said to Wang Xiaolong: "You should be gentle with your girlfriend, right?"

"Gentle?" In any case, Lu Xueyu had already leaked the information to Han Chuyu. Even if Lu Xueyu didn't say anything, she would probably tell Zheng Shuangni later. Thus, Wang Xiaolong curled his lips and bluntly said, "She's not my girlfriend at all."

"Ah?" Isn't it? Then wouldn't it be a misunderstanding if I were to call you up on stage today? " Zheng Shuangni felt embarrassed and felt like she was drawing a picture of a tiger or a dog. "But then again, why are you in the lovers' area?"

"Originally, I was going to the ordinary area. She said that since you were singing closer to her in the couple area, I stole the couple's tickets." Wang Xiaolong said, "You can't blame me for being misunderstood as a true couple."

"Yes, yes, yes, it's all my fault. This should be fine, right?" Lu Xueyu stood up and left.

Wang Xiaolong and Zheng Shuangni looked at each other and followed behind him.

Outside, Han Chuyu called a few bodyguards over. Zheng Shuangni thought for a moment, then said to Han Chuyu, "Ah Yu, why don't you put on my sunglasses and hat and pretend to be me first. I'll go with Wang Xiaolong and the others from the other side. You can call me later and we'll get back together, right? "

"Oh, okay." Han Chuyu was now Zheng Shuangni's assistant. Whatever Zheng Shuangni said, she would do.

Originally, Zheng Shuangni did not want to be the third wheel for Wang Xiaolong and Lu Xueyu.

Now that he heard that Wang Xiaolong and the others weren't doing that, he didn't have any psychological burdens.

Come, let's have supper together!