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C27 Help Wipe Your Ass

"Rhinoceros, what's wrong? Why is your face so ugly?" After Feng Ruilong hung up, a twenty-something year old man came forward and asked.

Other than that, there was also a little monkey boy and a middle-aged man who did not get angry.

This little boy was the little cousin that Feng Ruilong told Wang Xiaolong about last time, and this middle-aged man … His grandfather.

The difference between early marriage and late marriage and late childbirth was brought to light this way.

Feng Lichun was even older than this middle-aged man.

But in terms of blood ties, he was a generation lower than him.

Feng Ruilong was not much younger than this twenty-something year old man, but he had to call him 'Uncle'.

"Cousin, I have some matters to attend to, so I'll be leaving first …" Feng Ruilong smiled awkwardly and stood up.

"Hey, is there something urgent going on? Do you need my help? " The man said.

"Sigh …"

Feng Ruilong sighed, went close to the man's ear and said, "Wang Xiaolong, the man I was talking about, said he killed someone, and told me to go deal with him."

"What?" "He killed someone?" The man was also stunned, "What's going on?"

"I'm not too sure either. He's currently in a temple at Ox-Head Mountain. I have to go and help wipe his ass right away …"

"I say, Rising Dragon, isn't this Wang Xiaolong too unreliable? You just came here and already got yourself killed. This, this, how can I dare let Little Li be at ease and acknowledge you as his disciple! "

"Cough cough, it's just fate for me to acknowledge him as my teacher. It's fine if I don't acknowledge him as my teacher." Feng Ruilong shook his head, "No, it will be even more troublesome if we drag it out. I'll go over right now."

The man thought about it for a while, then grabbed him and said, "Why do you have to waste so much effort to protect such an unstable person? I think it's better to respect him like a god."

"No, I've already promised my dad that no matter what trouble Wang Xiaolong is in, I will do my best to help him out. This Wang Xiaolong is a benefactor to us both, we can't not repay him. Cousin uncle, cousin grandpa and little Li, I really will be leaving first. "

After he left in a hurry, the three generations of grandfathers and grandsons in the room looked at each other. The middle-aged man frowned and asked, "What happened to Wang Xiaolong?"

The man first called the nanny to come in and take his son away. Then, he told Feng Ruilong about what he had said.

"I definitely can't let this unsettled person who casually kills people get in contact with me. This close friend of mine is going to follow him to learn martial arts. If I grow up and treat human life like grass, wouldn't that be harming him?" The man said.

"The temple at Ox-Head Mountain? Isn't that where Master Xuan Kong was? Could it be that Wang Xiaolong had killed Master Xuan Kong? " The middle-aged man's expression changed as he stood up and said, "Li Feng, get someone to prepare the carriage. I also want to go and see what's going on."

"Ah, how can we do that? Since Wang Xiaolong is so restless, isn't it dangerous for you to go there?"

"Bastard, he is someone that I have trusted from my past, how could he harm us so easily?"

"Oh, that's true …"

Feng Ruilong contacted the leaders of the police while driving. Not long after, a few policemen who belonged to his own gang met with him and they drove towards Ox-Head Mountain together.

Soon, they arrived at the temple.

"The police are here, this one, this one! "Follow me." The young monk quickly led the way and hurried over from the back of the mountain.

Along the way, the passengers looked at the uniformed police with a strange look, not understanding what they were suddenly doing in the temple.

"How about... Go over and take a look? "

Out of the instinct to watch a good show, many people also followed.

"Hey, little master, why did you close the door?"

"Yeah, did something happen?"

The young monk locked the iron door and shook his head. "Nothing, nothing …" Then he hurried to the back of the mountain.

The more he spoke, the more curious these people became. His intuition told him that something big had happened to the temple!

Since they were familiar with him, these policemen wouldn't immediately press Wang Xiaolong down the moment they arrived at the scene. They would then take out their handcuffs and arrest him.

Instead, he stood in front of Wang Xiaolong and asked him about what had happened.

Wang Xiaolong honestly described the entire process and said, "I'm trying to defend myself. I should be fine, right? I'll have to trouble you brothers to help me take this corpse away. "

"F * ck …"

"It's just the testimony of all of you, so this matter is still not easy to resolve! If there were any cameras, it would be irrefutable evidence, so there was nothing much to say. Right now, the most important thing is to understand the corpse's identity, contact his family, and then think about how to resolve this conflict … " A policeman said with a troubled expression.

The others were squatting in front of the corpse, staring at the small wound on its forehead with their mouths agape.

"Fuck, it's just a needle..." Just kill him? "How did you do it?"

"Just who is this person? Isn't he too scary?" This unique skill, at such a short distance, what is the difference between it and a gun! "

The way they looked at Wang Xiaolong also turned exceptionally strange. They deeply understood that when this guy in front of them smiled, he was gentle and humble. He was definitely an illusion.

"Whatever, just don't tell me that I have to go to your office for tea. I don't need to go against the police. I don't want to go. " Wang Xiaolong shook his head.

"This …" The policemen were even more embarrassed and could only look at Feng Ruilong for help.

Feng Ruilong coughed and said, "At least we have to go to the police station and make a statement. What kind of trouble did you have with the police? How come I didn't know before? "

Wang Xiaolong sighed and said, "I'm just afraid that they also have a policewoman in their department. If she looks right and gets dumped, that would be too bad." How can a person fall twice in the same place? "

"…"

Everyone present began to sweat.

What the heck was this!?

"People with privileges are just that amazing. They have to go to the police station and ask for permission after killing someone, and it's just a recording." The young monk thought so.

As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person, these policemen politely "invited" again and again, Wang Xiaolong could only reluctantly agree to go with them.

Seeing Zheng Shuangni and the other two's sullen faces, looking as if their interest in the game had been completely dispelled, Wang Xiaolong couldn't help but comfort them: "Don't worry about me."

"Pah …" Who's worrying about you! " Lu Xueyu curled her lips.

Zheng Shuangni wanted to laugh, but in a situation where a person's life was in danger, if one were to casually laugh, it would seem a little ridiculous, so she decided to bear with it.

Just like Lu Xueyu, she wasn't too worried. She knew that Wang Xiaolong wouldn't have to go to jail for this.

On the other hand, Han Chuyu's expression was somewhat complicated …

"If I had kept my mouth shut, maybe they wouldn't have fought, and maybe the man wouldn't have died."

The corpse had already been covered by a piece of cloth that the monk had found.

However, when they discovered that there were more and more people at the iron gate who were unwilling to leave, their faces revealed a difficult expression.

What would these people think when they carried a dead man out?

Was he going to explain that this was a dead man who was stabbed to death by a needle?

"There's no blood anyway, why don't any of you carry him on your back and say that he's unconscious and wants to be sent to the hospital?" Wang Xiaolong came up with an idea.

"Eh, that's possible." One of the policemen squatted down. The others helped him remove the cloth from the corpse and carried it on his back.

"Wa, wa, wa. So heavy. I can't carry it on my back …" The policeman and the body rolled to the ground.

"Ah!" Han Chuyu let out a shrill scream.

"What's wrong?"

"He, he, he opened his eyes again!" Han Chuyu pointed at the corpse's face as she spoke.

When he had just covered the corpse with a cloth, the old monk had even recited the extraordinary scripture and covered the corpse's eyes.

At this moment, he opened his eyes once again and stared straight at the void, causing everyone present to feel terrified.

"Wang Xiaolong, you're the one who caused the trouble, right?" Feng Ruilong said.

"My back? What a joke, if he wants to kill me, he deserves to die … "Alright, let's consider it my bad luck today." Wang Xiaolong was helpless, it was a very easy task for him to carry the corpse on his back.

The corpse's head was lowered and its arms were swaying. Those who didn't know what was going on looked over, but they couldn't see that the corpse was groaning.

"What happened?"

"I don't know …"

"We won't be able to get anything. Let's just leave."

"Yi, they came out!"

"Hey, Comrade Police Officer, what's going on? What happened to that person? "

When the onlookers saw Wang Xiaolong and the others coming out, a few of them asked a few questions.

"It's fine, it's fine. He fainted alone, we'll send him to the hospital for treatment now." — The policeman was quite honest.

"Faint? Since when was the police responsible for the coma? Shouldn't they call the ambulance? " Someone said in a strange tone.

When the young monk opened the iron gate, these people tactfully stepped back, allowing Wang Xiaolong and the others to pass through.

"Did any of you notice that these three girls are so beautiful …"

When Zheng Shuangni heard this sound, she could not help but lower her head.

What a joke, if Wang Xiaolong was found out to be carrying a dead person, even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to wash him clean!

Even if the police later clarified that the deceased had nothing to do with him, the "scandal" would certainly be settled.

What the heck was he supposed to be?!

The policemen were also very nervous.

Why? It turned out that if they carried the corpse out, the onlookers would at most focus their attention on Wang Xiaolong, the 'murderer'.

Now, if they could tell that Wang Xiaolong was carrying a dead person … Then wouldn't they be mistaken as … Did he cover it up?

He was clearly dead, so why did he lie and say that he just fainted and wanted to go to the hospital?

Isn't this just too ridiculous!

"Wait a minute, I'm a doctor. Let me see how I fainted first." Suddenly, a voice rang out.

When everyone looked, they saw a middle-aged man walking over enthusiastically with his hands raised.

"F * ck, why do you need to meddle in other people's business …"

The policemen, as well as Zheng Shuangni and the rest, nearly fell to the ground.

Because they were afraid, they broke out in a cold sweat.

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