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"Are you crazy?"

"Take it or leave it."

"Taken." He stuck out his fleshy hand. We shook. "My name's Chuck. It's going to be a real enjoyable experience, mister, watching you suck my dick."

"I hope your wife gives good head."

"You'll never find out."

"Wait a minute, big shot," his wife said. "Don't I get a say in this?" "Shut up. This is man's business