Womanizer

Javier was a good-wine-taster and Perfect Woman-Taster. Jumping from bed to bed was normal. Until one day, he woke up next to a hot woman. But something was different this time. It was his bed. She was hot. She didn’t leave because there was a marriage certificate that said ‘she will take half of everything he has if they divorced.’
But he couldn’t even when they got married — Because he was too drunk. Or maybe it was a prank!