C22 Man-han Full Table
"Eat, you still have the strength to scold me after eating, right?"
Lu Xizhou was still glaring at him. Ren Changkong smiled and couldn't wait for him to focus all his attention on himself. Look at me, see if I'm handsome or not.
He pulled over a chair with one hand, pressed Lu Xizhou's shoulders and sat down on the chair. Then he bent over and moved the chair directly in front of the table. It was a little difficult for Lu Xizhou to stand up, he was too close to the table.
When Lu Xizhou saw that the table was as delicious as the entire Han Dynasty, he realized that he was really hungry.
Just the two of them were eating. The ten of them were eating at a huge table with cups and plates lined up in front of them. Some were cold, some were hot, some were dirty, and some were even swimming in the water. There were at least thirty to forty dishes.
"I've looked through your circle of friends and found that you like to eat sweet food. I like seafood. Here the ground was too high and the seafood was not so plentiful. I went to quite a few places yesterday and managed to get one! "
He pointed at the large crab prawn.
He pointed at the dishes on the side.
"These are the dishes sent by the various companies to celebrate the success of our confession."
Were the base so straightforward? Sending a hundred congratulatory words is meaningless. Delivering delicious congratulations?
"In order to welcome you, our Special Brigade has wracked our brains to produce these."
Ren Changkong took out his own money. His dad said not to take over the country's property, not even a needle in the game. Therefore, chasing a wife was a private matter, and Ren Changkong had spent the money himself.
It was a delicacy, he prepared the ingredients for whatever it was he wanted. Counting how many people there were in the Snow Hawk Brigade, each of them would be given to a few of their comrades who were on good terms with each other, as well as to the commander in chief, f * ck, a month's allowance!
Wu opened a crab shell, dug out crab yolk and brought it to Lu Xizhou's mouth.
"Eat!"
Lu Xizhou turned his head and ignored him. Ren Changkong sighed.
"Jia, no matter how much trouble you make, it's not good to just use your body to make fun of others." "If I don't eat any more …"
Lu Xizhou raised his chin. "What? What else do you want? Today, I'll let you know who you are. Come come come, show me your disgusting side."
Ren Changkong put down his chopsticks, hooked his index finger and loosened his tie. It was a very handsome action. His head was to the side and his tie was to the side. There was even a smirk at the corner of his mouth.
"I'll tie you up, tie you to a chair, and feed you spoonfuls after spoonfuls. "Hold your chin and gobble it up!"
Lu Xizhou gritted his teeth.
There was no reason to argue with a bastard! Only after eating their fill would they be able to continue fighting against him!
Pick up the chopsticks and eat!
Ah, that's more like it.
Ren Changkong was extremely satisfied.
"I need to go back after I finish eating."
"I can't go back. It's already one hour away from the airport. What time is it? No one is allowed to go in or out after 10 o'clock."
"I don't need you to send me off. Lend me a car. You can go to the airport parking lot tomorrow to pick it up."
"No car!"
No car!
Lu Xizhou clenched his chopsticks, wanting to throw the bowl on his head.
"I'm going back!"
"Then you can go."
Ren Changkong was very generous this time. He leisurely ate while stripping Lu Xizhou of his prawns.
"Can't you see that our station is far away from the towns and villages in the city? Let me tell you that our encampment is surrounded by mountains and plains. There are few people here, but there are more beasts than people. Do you see the entrance to our base? How high? Even at such a high altitude, there was still a Hidden Wolf jumping in. Not to mention other aggressive carnivores! You, one person, walking in the wilderness at night, that is the food that moves, you can fight wolves or snow leopards, and that eagle in the sky, as long as you are bitten by an animal, the vultures will flock over to divide your body. Whichever one of his arms or legs was thicker, he would take a bite. Yes, just like you ate beef, you were also eaten by these animals! Tomorrow, you will become a piece of dung pulled out by a wild beast, and you will be decomposed into organic fertilizer on the spot! To nourish this land! As for me, I'll hold onto one of your shoes and never be tempted again for the rest of my life! "
Lu Xizhou looked at the beef belly on the chopsticks and was unable to eat it.
He's eating beef now, so maybe he'll be food for animals too!
There was no one else more unappetizing than Ren Changkong.
"Listen!"
Ren Changkong made a gesture of silence. Lu Xizhou couldn't help but listen carefully. It was quiet, there were soldiers chatting outside the door.
"Keep howling!"
Ren Changkong explained. Lu Xizhou tilted his head and listened harder. No! There was no cry of a hidden wolf!
"Awoo!"
Ren Changkong raised his head and howled!
They were both wolves, but one was a Hidden Wolf and the other was a pervert!
Lu Xizhou was so angry that he slapped him with his chopsticks.