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"That's because you're a precocious breed."

Lu Yao smirked, "Wife, are you treating me like a vegetable?"

If he was an early-maturing breed, then she was definitely an late-maturing one. This was too unenlightened.

"Yeah, you're my dish."

"Iceberg, is that considered a confession?"

"Confess my ass, hurry and eat."

The couple bickered as they ate. After dinner