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C23 What is a fart?

Lost Forest, changing into a humanoid Yao Demon. Only then did Xiang Xue'er realize what was happening. After a long while, she shook her head. "No, that's not right. This guy can not only transform into a human form, but also penetrate deep into one's thoughts!"

Under the hazy moonlight, a cold smile slowly appeared on the corner of the child's mouth. "Hehe, that's right. I am the inner demon. I come from the deepest desire in your hearts!"

Demonheart? There were all kinds of birds in this world. First, there was the headless devil, and then there was the ghost. Today, a new name appeared: inner demon. Right now, Xiang Xue'er admired her ability to accept things. She would change every single day to produce all sorts of different * * * * demons.

"Sigh!" Xiang Xue sighed and slowly opened her eyes. Her eagle-like eyes were filled with a cold killing intent. "Today, I don't care who you are, but if you dare to defile my beloved father, I'll make you die a miserable death!"

"Oh?" "Interesting. I'd really like to know how you're going to make me die a horrible death!"

Li Yun drew the Azure Dragon Sword on his back and said, "Hey, girl, don't rush. This guy's level is very high. He's at least an intermediate level demon! "

At this time, Xiang Xue'er wasn't listening at all. She rushed over like a bolt of lightning, throwing out a series of roundhouse kicks with her fist. She didn't give that inner demon the slightest chance to breathe. Time to rest.

Under her continuous attacks, the heart demon quickly moved. She moved in a relaxed manner, constantly dodging and dodging. Soon, Xiang Xue'er was tired to the point of perspiration, but her heart demon was not yet exhausted. She pursed her lips and said, "Aiya, aiya, this is tired. I haven't had enough of playing."

This little b * stard actually didn't take her seriously at all. She had worked so hard for so long and he was bored to death. Xiang Xue'er once again felt that she was so useless.

This was the Lost Forest, playing hide and seek with the YAO devils, careful of his little life. Besides, this inner demon had not really used his ability yet, if he was to use his real strength, both of them would die here.

It was really whatever he wanted to say. Demonheart crossed his arms over his chest and leaned against a tree branch, staring at the panting Xiang Xue'er. He smacked his lips. "Aiya, this is so boring. How about this, let's have fun!"

Interesting? Three veins popped up on Xiang Xue's forehead. This despicable brat actually treated me like a monkey and played with me. She only saw that inner demon leisurely take out a jade flute from her bosom. "Dearest, how about we listen to a song? The night is still very long!"

Listen to music? Li Yun frowned as his inner demons brought the flute to his lips. The melodious sound of the flute began to resonate and slowly became weirder and weirder. The sound echoed in the dark forest.

"Hmm? "It hurts!" When Xiang Xue'er heard the sound of the flute, she suddenly felt a splitting headache. Her ears, nose, and mouth began to hurt as if needles were stabbing her. With a plop, she kneeled onto the ground.

"Ah, it hurts!" Li Yun covered his forehead as beads of sweat formed on his forehead. This was bad. If this went on, everyone would get a headache from the sound of the flute. He rushed forward to grab Xiang Xue'er and ran out of the forest.

"Hurry up!" Li Yun sprinted along with Xiang Xue'er, their headaches lessening as they got further away from the flute.

With a 'sou' sound, the devil put away his flute and jumped onto the treetop, looking at the two of them from a distance, his mouth revealed an unhappy expression: "What? Demon Lord is making such a big fuss, it's just a little girl who doesn't know anything, is there a need to be so concerned about it?"

"Forget it, I'll head back to report first!" After saying that, the inner demon curled his lips and instantly disappeared into the night.

He did not seem to have any intention of chasing after her. Li Yunyang angrily reached out his hand and poked her in the forehead, "Are you crazy? Didn't I tell you not to try to be brave? "You nearly caused my death!"

Xiang Xue'er glared angrily at Li Yun Yang. "What are you always following me for? You're really annoying. You don't need to care about my matters, you naughty brat!"

"What, you heartless one, you threw me out of the female bathhouse by myself, I'm coming to save you now …" Not only do you not know how to thank me, you even cursed me right away. Li Yun showed no signs of weakness as the two of them cursed at each other with red faces and thick necks. They were almost about to get into another fight.

Looking at the bruises on his forehead, Xiang Xue'er guessed that he was beaten up by the woman in the bathhouse. Just now, he was driven mad by that inner demon and dared to pretend to be my father. He can even catch up to me while I'm riding on a horse.

"Sigh!" Seeing that this fellow had saved her twice, she took out the map from her bosom and threw it to him. "This is a map, quickly copy it. From today onwards, we won't interfere in each other's business. You take your yang path, I'll cross my bridge!"

"Toast? What's called a fart? " Li Yun Yang frowned as he took the map to have a look, and sure enough, the route to the Ethereal Mountain Sect was marked on it. He smiled excitedly: "Wow, such a detailed route, how did you get it!"

"Cut the crap, hurry up and finish the drawing, I still have to hurry on my way!" If this goes on, I won't be able to do anything. Since there are so many Yahweh Devils along the way, I don't know how to use a single character, three characters in a single character. If I were to meet them again, they would be crushed like they were today.

There it was. She slapped it hard. Legs, although this is ancient times, I can't make a spear as long as I have iron. Anyway, she was very clear on the principle of this spear; at least I can defend myself with a weapon.

The next morning, Xiang Xue'er rode her horse to Jisheng Village. She found an ironworks shop and gave the drawn blueprints to the blacksmithing boss, who looked embarrassed.

"I've never seen this before!" The boss stared at them for a long time before he shook his head in confusion.

"Hey, you don't need to see it. You just need to follow my blueprints and do it according to its size!" Xiang Xue'er pointed at the bullets on the canvas. "This thing must be carefully made because the size is very important. If it's not suitable for a fire, I'll probably hang up first!"

The smacking boss was still baffled. He shook his head and said, "This is too high a requirement. I'll do my best anyway. If I can't do it well, you won't blame me!"

Although the drawing was detailed, it was still very difficult for them to create the weapon. Xiang Xue'er gave the deposit to her boss for delivery on the second day. It looked like she would have to temporarily stay in this village today.

Just as Xiang Xue'er turned to leave the market, she felt someone following her from behind. In the blink of an eye, she had hidden into the alley and that person had caught up with her.

"Aiya, aiya, it hurts!" Li Yun was sprawled on the ground, his mouth full of mud. He turned his head and howled at Xiang Xue'er, "Stupid girl, why aren't you letting go of me yet!"

Why was it this idiot again? Xiang Xue'er pushed him with her hand and said with a frown, "Hey, Li Yun, are you done yet? Why are you always following me?"

Li Yun rubbed his shoulder and said, "You're such an interesting person. You and I are obviously on the way, yet you refuse to go with me to the Ethereal Mountain?"

"Humph!" What right do I have to be together with a brat like you? If I were a handsome guy, I would even consider it! " Xiang Xue'er was used to living alone. Along the way, there was a stranger by her side. She still felt a sense of insecurity from the bottom of her heart.

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