C22 Idiot and Shout (1)

More than two hours later, the camp's main tent was brightly lit.

"Haha, you didn't lose a single soldier, but you still managed to completely annihilate the enemy's three thousand men army. Smelly brat, you have really impressed me, Third Uncle." Third Uncle was very happy, and the result was very satisfactory.

"How come there's no injury? Aren't there a few scalding wounds?" As he spoke, he pointed out the military doctor who was busy bandaging them. These scalded wounds had all been caused by hot water splashing into the pit while boiling water.

"I say, my good nephew, you said that you set fire to every corner of the camp and even sent people to watch the fire. The fire is not small at all, and all the firewood you chopped these few days has been added to the fire." Such an expression of heartache made Gongsun Zaitian feel a chill down his spine.

"At the very least, I need to save some for the barbecue these few days." At the same time, it made him understand that his Third Uncle did not care about the prisoners, but only about the basic purpose of the firewood.

"Holy shit, you two gluttons still have the mood to mess with me. Little girl, did you finish the thing I let you grind?"

"It's been grinded long ago, what is that thing? It makes my body especially itchy, otherwise I would have been tickled to death by the young master's medicine." The little girl especially didn't like what her young master had arranged for her. She couldn't vent her hatred for him due to his messy work. She bit down on her little white teeth. "Ka Ka Ka", she only wanted it.

"How about we eat the whole roast lamb later?" In order to shift the resentment of the little girl, Gongsun Zaitian was smart enough to quickly change the topic. In Gongsun Zaitian's experience, eating the elixir was the best way to ease his emotions.

"Five!" Third Uncle stretched out his palm and slapped in front of Gongsun Ze Tian, shouting out anxiously.

"What 'Wu'?" Gongsun Zaitian did not understand.

"Five roasted sheep for the first time!"

"Splash!"

Inside the tent, the captive's quarters.

"These are the commanders of the assault troops that we captured. The one that hasn't woken up is called Wu Zigong, he is one of the vice generals under Zhou Jun's command, the commander of the assault cavalry. The other one is called Zhang Mo, who is covered all over with bandages. He is the commander of the team that led three hundred men resolutely 'jumping' into the pit. "

"Jump?" This Cheng fellow is getting more and more talkative! " Gongsun Ztian turned his head and glanced at Deputy General Cheng beside him. His expression was filled with playfulness, "Looks like you've been trained well by the little girl. You have a good future!"

"Who did this? With such artistic and cultural cells, the bandage looks like a mummy and even has a butterfly knot tied around it." Gongsun Ztian commented to himself.

"Young General, do you want to ask them something else?" Deputy General Cheng asked.

"Just them? They are just givers thrown out by Zhou Jun, they don't know as much as I have guessed, and I have already helped them accomplish their goal. Although Zhou Jun feels that it is a pity that their entire team is wiped out, but I think he already knew that such an end would occur, and he might still be secretly rejoicing right now! "

"Delighted? "How is this possible? Three thousand people have been annihilated, and he still has the mood to be happy?"

"Because of our fire, the hotter the fire, the happier he is!" Gongsun Ztian also had no interest in looking at these wounded and handicapped veterans. He turned around and left, but the words from his mouth caused the Deputy General Cheng at the side to not understand.

"That's right. Also, get the military doctors to treat them. After all, they are all soldiers of the empire." We were originally born from the same root, there's no need to be hasty about this'. "

"Yes, Young General." Although his mouth was filled with a serious expression, he muttered in his heart, "Shameless people must have their own good points." From the looks of it, it seemed like they were preparing to use the trash in such a grand manner. This was not an ordinary admiration! Why can't I do it? The path of shamelessness is one that has a heavy responsibility and a long way to go! "

Deputy General Cheng was obviously a studious person. He took out a small notebook and quickly recorded down this shameless case so that he could use it for reading in the future.

? ? Divide line ?

"Have you seen the prisoners? How are we going to use them? " Third Uncle immediately asked when he saw Gongsun Zaitian return.

"Third Uncle saw through it?"

"I didn't notice it at first, but seeing that you're meeting with the captive now, I can imagine it!" You stinking brat, your heart is filled with venom! "

"Parents who support me, third uncle who knows me well!" Gongsun Ze Tian laughed.

"Come on, I'm too lazy to ask you. You lit such a big fire tonight, are you trying to set a trap for that Zhou surnamed person! I pity him! "

"I mourn him!" The little girl was confused.

"Remembering him in silence is really scary. I really suspect that this girl has never gone to school before. Don't you think that all the teachers in the private school are hoodlums?" Could it be that kind of shout 'Left Azure Dragon, right White Tiger, Old Cow at his waist, Dragon Head at his chest, Human Block Killing, Buddha Block Killing Buddha!' ? ? Gongsun Zedong wickedly carries on the cross-time multi-time classic character image substitution.

"Since you've already ignited such a big fire, don't waste it. Little girl, go inform the Deputy General Cheng and have the soldiers and soldiers prepare meat. Tell the Logistics Department to prepare more things. Let's have a bonfire party!" Ignoring the teasing of the two, Gongsun Ze Tian casually made arrangements.

Happy, sleepless night.

Just as Situ Qingyun's camp was holding a barbeque with the help of the large fire, a celebratory feast was also taking place at another place. Of course, none of the people who were being celebrated were present.

"Haha, General Wu and General Zhang are really heroes!"

"That's right, I never thought they would have such combat strength. Look at that big fire, I bet half of Situ's campsite has already been scorched black. Haha."

"What General Jiu Jie said is right. From the look of it, the fire has already spread to the entire camp. It's getting hotter and hotter, and even from this distance, one can see the red sky."

"If you want me to say, our Lord Zhou is the one who planned all this so that we could win at a distance of a thousand miles."

"Right, right, I also agree. The entire plan has been arranged intricately, and all the wits have been gathered in the large success stage. How could a person who isn't a wise man achieve such a victory?"

"Tell me, isn't this general being toyed with by our lord?"

"That's right, wait till the day when we completely annihilate Situ Qingyun's army, I want to see if he has the face to bear the glorious title of 'famous general'!"

Listening to the few generals' talk big ', Zhou Jun was still extremely happy. Who didn't want to take both fame and fortune? In this battle, he had only sent over three thousand men in exchange for such great benefits.

"Lord, what's next, are we?" Master Hu Che whispered into Zhou Jun's ear.

Hmm, go inform them and order them to enter battle mode. From now on, no one is allowed to take a step out of Dragon Wolf Pass, whoever enters the attacking range of the pass will be killed without question. At the same time, send a message to Wang Lie, the bandit leader, saying that we have succeeded, and the only thing left is their lives!

"Yes, milord." Hu Che accepted his orders and left.

"Situ Qingyun, I look forward to the day you become a prisoner. Haha ? "Haha ?" Zhou Jun finished the wine in one gulp and laughed heartily.

Happy, and sleepless that night.

The next day, Situ Qingyun's camp.

"Yawn... I'm so sleepy, I really don't want to get up early. " Gongsun Ztian walked out of the tent with sleepy eyes.

"Whoa!" That scene gave Gongsun Zaitian a fright.

Everyone was busy, tearing down tents, moving food and fodder. There was not a single hair on the charred ground, as if they had experienced a baptism of disaster.

"This is too efficient, the tent is cleaned ? the more I look at it, the more it looks like an open pit mine!" Gongsun Ztian sighed and prepared to return to his tent to change his clothes.

However...

"Where's my tent?"

From afar, he saw a group of soldiers carrying a tent as they ran away. Those small steps were very rhythmic.

"Eh, why does that tent look like me?" Gongsun Ztian looked at the tent the soldiers were carrying and his heart was filled with questions.

"Wait, stop right there. That's my tent, you stole my tent ?" "Someone, come quickly and rob the tent..." Gongsun Ztian, who was wearing underwear, completely disregarded his pride as he chased while shouting.

"Ahh, look, look, it's that brat again. That brat LUO ran away again. That little butt of his twisted around, it's really quirky!" Soldier A was excitedly watching.

"That's right, this is already the second time!" Why would she also have the hobby of wearing flowery underpants! " Soldier B quickly followed the wind.

"You don't know about this, right? This is our Young General's personal hobby. There's nothing to do here."

If you want to run, sell it off! That's called style, you don't understand, new word, have you heard it? I just learned it from Deputy General Cheng. " Soldier C showed off his talent.

"Young master, stop! You're not wearing any clothes!" Stop right there, the underwear you're wearing is for your butt too! "

"Plop ?"

Everyone threw themselves onto the street, causing soil and ashes to fly everywhere ?

In the end, he did not manage to catch up with his tent. When he helplessly came back to put on his clothes and pack his luggage, he discovered ?

"F * ck your mother. F * ck, you actually left me a piece of clothes, # $% ? ?" "$%..." After cursing for a cup of tea, Gongsun Zaitian had no choice but to stop. The army was on its way.

"Isn't Third Uncle too ungrateful? Not only is we marching so early, he even wants me to show you how to run a show early in the morning?" The only piece of cloth I have is a pair of underwear. "

"You can't blame me for this. Who asked you to arrange this morning's march? You were the one who assigned the mission! "I'm sure!" Third uncle's righteous words were to shirk responsibility.

"Third Uncle, you really know how to tell lies with your eyes open." "Oh, by the way, I thought you ate six lamb legs yesterday?"

"Wrong! There are five of them! The other one was taken by you!" Third Uncle was infuriated. He had been stabbed to a sore spot.

"So that's where the root of your problem is. Didn't I just steal one of your legs?"

"It's a lamb leg!" Third Uncle emphasized.

"Yes, a lamb leg! Do you need to? For a lamb leg, you want me to run away in revenge? "

"It's not about a lamb leg!"

"What's that?"

"There are three roasted sheep left!"

"..."

A glutton could actually be trained the day after tomorrow...