C23 Idiot and Shout (Part II)

Ten days of peace and quiet, the army had already completed more than half of the Dragon Wolf Mountain Range's journey, and now they had reached a dangerous place in the Dragon Wolf Mountain Range, named: Hungry Dragon's Mouth.

The mountains remained the same, and the heat remained the same. The summer wind blew past without taking a single leaf. However, it was still urging the cicadas to chirp incessantly.

"Young General, the name of the dragon's mouth is' Hungry 'in front of us. It is a dangerous place. The cliffs on both sides are about 500 feet high and overgrown with weeds. It is good at hiding." Deputy General Cheng briefly introduced Gongsun Zaitian to geography.

"This is a good place to ambush." Gongsun Ztian gazed at the distant Hungry Dragon's Mouth Cliff.

"Indeed, if we were to shoot the arrows from above, we would definitely suffer heavy losses. I'm afraid it would be difficult to pass." Why don't we take a detour? " The Deputy General Cheng suggested.

"Why do you have to take a detour? I'm looking for them, isn't that obvious? So they can only ambush us here. "

"Why?"

"Why do they want to burn our grain? Isn't it just to reduce the loss and also to make it easier to besiege us? Then how many suitable places are there in the Dragon Wolf Mountain Range? "

"Hungry Dragon Mouth and Scarlet Flame Valley."

"That's right, I guess. They ambushed us here, and with the help of the terrain, they inflicted heavy injuries on us before luring us into the Scarlet Flame Valley. They trapped us there, and if we don't have enough food, we'll definitely die after a few days of besieging them."

"Young General's foresight is like a god!"

"Stop flattering me. As a dignified deputy general, you're always acting like a lackey. If my third uncle finds out about this, he'd beat me to death."

"Young General, what are you saying? These are words from the bottom of your heart, they're absolutely not flattery!"

"Mm, that makes sense. I think so too!"

"..."

"What will the young general do next?"

"I have an excellent plan. Let's inform the troops to set up camp five miles away from the Hungry Dragon's mouth. Furthermore, let's inform the scouting camp that those live monkeys have returned. I had thought that Zhou Jun was someone important, I didn't expect him to be an egg laid by a turtle egg, no? "

"What's' the egg of a turtle bastard '?" Deputy General Cheng, whose desire to learn was extremely strong, asked very obediently.

"Just like that bastard."

"..."

Why not just say it?

"Where's my third uncle?"

"Young General, Great General Situ is resting at the back."

Tch, you're lying to ghosts? Weren't they roasting the entire sheep? Do you see that cigarette? Are you blind or am I blind? " Gongsun Zaitian did not shy away from it. He directly cut to the chase.

"..." Deputy General Cheng was embarrassed.

"Order, the sabre and shield soldiers in front, the spearmen in the middle, the crossbows at the back, the troop in front all the way to two miles from the entrance of the Dragon's mouth. Do not move, the person in front, cut, the person who makes a sound, cut, the person who disobeys the order, cut ?"

"Yes, your subordinate accepts the order!" Deputy General Cheng turned and left.

"Lan Er, call the fifty people from the special training here, and have them bring the others over as well. There'll be a good show later on."

"Yes, young master."

"Wh-who's that?" Gongsun Ztian pointed at a soldier beside him and shouted.

"My surname is Er Ma. Everyone calls me Er Ma. What may I do for you?"

"Oh, waiter ah, go to the logistics office and ask them to bring back the things that I have prepared. "Hurry up."

"Sure, please wait a moment, my lord." He ran away like a wisp of smoke.

"..." Did this bastard really think he was the waiter of a restaurant?

Not long later, the people and matters that had been arranged were all in place.

"General, your subordinate has finished assembling the '2nd Cannon'."

"That's right, I'll check." Gongsun Ztian walked past each of the ten things that he had named "Second Cannon" and poked around in a hidden place for a while.

"Done." The crux of the matter was that it still needed to be in his hands. Gongsun Zaitian was well aware of the importance of keeping the technology and military secrets.

Without this part, this thing could only be used as a decoration. Even Gongsun Zaitian was a little narcissistic as he admired himself for being so resourceful.

"Command, every group of five, push '2nd Cannon' to the predetermined location and do the final debugging."

"Yes!"

"At this moment, I would like to use this battle to deduce how those fools are!" Gongsun Zaitian said to himself. Of course, if he heard it in everyone's ears, he would be mumbling incoherently and blabbering nonsense.

"Reporting, '2nd Cannon' is final. Please give your instructions."

"Reporting, the scouting camp has arrived at the predetermined location."

"Reporting to the logistics department, the goods have been delivered."

"Reporting, the troops have arrived at their designated positions."

"Little girl, watch carefully. Young master is playing with people like this."

"Deputy General Cheng, Shield Formation."

"The troops of '2nd Cannon' receive their orders. One, three, five, seven, nine, advance one unit (Note: The length of the catapult is fixed at one unit). "Target is on both sides of the mountain, five shots at once, fire bullets."

"Yes, immediately."

The big spoon slowly fell down, and when it landed at the lowest point, someone immediately filled it up with a large amount of fire oil. The surface of the oil was like the urine of a pig, and there was also a tail shaped fuse.

"Light the fire! "Release ?"

swish swish *

After a beautiful arc, the ten flame bombs accurately hit their target and exploded into dazzling sparks.

"Ah... "Ah ?"

The weeds at the top of the cliff were instantly set ablaze and were mixed with the screams of humans.

After five rapid shots, the top of the cliff had turned into a sea of fire. More and more people wearing fire vests were scurrying around, rolling on the ground.

"The ten 'Second Cannon' move two units forward and continue firing. Five shots are fired and the fire is extended and fired." Gongsun Ze Tian, who was standing on his horse, had a rare solemn expression on his face. This made the young maid, who was watching the show by the side, feel her heart pounding.

"Alright, it's about time.

They were the only ones who wanted to change the perfume bullets. "Fifteen rapid fire shots."

"And perfume? It's obviously smelly. " The little girl mumbled to herself.

"What do you know? Then why do people who pour fecal water have to call it Night Fragrance, not Stink Fragrance?" This is what you would call an elegance attached to mediocrity! "

"You have a lot of reasons, hmph!" The little girl was not convinced.

"Look, look. The fire has been extinguished, right?" Gongsun Ze Tian pointed at the top of the cliff in the distance.

"If they are already burnt, why don't we just take care of them ourselves? Why do we have to put out the fire? Isn't that helping them? " The little girl didn't understand.

"You don't understand, right? This is called taking care of every blade of grass or tree in the natural world. Sparks can be set ablaze, but how can one play with fire in the forest?" Gongsun Zaitian boasted in all seriousness.

"Tsk ?" There was a hiss.

"Report, the enemy on the mountain is retreating." A Academy Officer came over to report.

"Deputy General Cheng, order the troops to go up. We won't give the enemy a breather, we'll follow them all the way to the Scarlet Flame Valley."

"Understood."

"Also, inform my Third Uncle that it would be best if he could hang on to the roast lamb."

"Plop ?"

The great army followed the retreating bandits and entered the Scarlet Flame Valley.

There was no encirclement, no trap, and no weakening of the enemy's strength.

Some only had clothes that did not cover their bodies and stank. They were as bedraggled as they could be.

In fact, Wang Lie wanted to cry. He had only achieved such results after so many years of doing business, who would have thought that he would lose more than half of them at the mouth of the hungry dragon? Originally, those who had injured and lured the enemy, and still needed to cooperate with him in preparation of fighting against the enemy, were all the elite forces of the bandit alliance of Dragon Wolf Mountain Range.

What had happened? Rocket? How could he shoot so high? To be able to kill that much?

Wang Lie grabbed someone over and he didn't mind the stench coming off him. He shouted, "Tell me, what happened? What exactly did you guys encounter? "

"Fire, fire, fire everywhere, then water. It's so good to have water, just that it stinks ?" This man had been beaten to the point where he couldn't even speak properly. His speech had gradually evolved to become incoherent.

Wang Lie already had no time to investigate the sequence of events, because Situ Qingyun's army had already pressed down on him. He then looked at the army of beggars around him. The only thing he could compare to was their brains. Whichever one of them was stupidest, they would definitely win. There was no other possibility.

"Surrender? It was as if he was courting death! Unyielding? There's no doubt about it! "

Just as Wang Lie was at a loss about this, Gongsun Ze Tian had already commanded his army to stand guard.

"Report, everything is ready."

"Reporting, the enemy is within the range of our 'Second Cannon', do you want to attack?"

"Report ?"

"Deputy General Cheng, ask their boss a question."

"Young General, please speak."

"Ask them, how do they want to die?"

"..."

"Get ready, powder bullets, twenty of them will be fired at once. After you're done, carry out your own bombardment, without any rules."

"Understood."

"What talcum powder, it's just tickling powder! If you stick it in just a little, your whole body will itch non-stop! Young Master, you're so bad!" The little girl happily said.

"I like you to say that last sentence in bed!" Gongsun Ze Tian also felt an itch in his heart.

"Where is it different?" That little girl was so simple.

The white powder scattered in all directions above the battle formation of the bandits, and fell on their bodies like the flower petals of a goddess.

"Ah... So itchy... What is this... Why is it so itchy ? Help ? "I surrender ?"

Miserable screams rang out unceasingly as the sounds of tearing and howling rang out incessantly.

"Command, 'Stop the itch army' move out!"

"Understood."

Soon, there was a completely wrapped up team of about three hundred people. They all held killing sticks in their hands as they rushed forward with a murderous aura.

He would beat anyone he saw, kick anyone he saw. Up three sticks, down three kicks in the crotch. Skillful in techniques, tacit in coordination, one person lures the enemy, and one person kicks an egg.

"Look, this is what I trained!" Gongsun Ztian said happily.

Surrounded by contemptuous looks.

"Look, this is called not knowing whether to laugh or cry!" Gongsun Ztian explained as if he was offering a treasure, pointing at the bandits rolling on the ground, tortured to the point that it was hard to look at.

A cold glare came from the surroundings.

"Look, this is what you call a fool. "Haha." Gongsun Ze Tian laughed heartily.

A look of 'You're talking about yourself' came from all around.

"We surrender!" Wang Lie shouted.

"No, ka, it's not right to surrender. Let's do it again!"

"..."

In the end, after Wang Lie had repeated it many times, Gongsun Zaitian could not bear the fear in the eyes of the surrounding people and agreed to surrender.

Wang Lie had forever forgotten that day. On that day, he found out that there was no one that was shameless, only people who were more shameless.

"If the heavens give me one more chance, I will definitely say this to Zhou Jun:" Zhou Jun, I'll f * * k your grandmother ? You're f * cking lying to me... "This is f * cking more shameless than you ?" Wang Lie shouted in his heart.