C26 The things that happened to cats and mice these days.

He had heard of people threatening people with hostages, and had heard of people threatening people with valuables. He had also heard of people using weapons of mass destruction to threaten people to their deaths. However, Gongsun Ztian had never heard of anyone using suicide to threaten him to let him go.

There were oddities every year, and there were many more this year.

The best cold show of the year gave birth to the strongest cold show king, only the strongest, not one.

Xiang Shuangxi's words caused everyone's jaws to drop to the ground. Even the personal guards beside him did not realize that their leader had such an incredible talent for humor, such an unfathomable cold air skill, they truly did not expect it.

"You ? You are a talented person, I've decided. " Gongsun Ze Tian choked for a long time.

"Decide to let me go?" Xiang Shuangxi stared at Gongsun Ze Tian with hope.

"No, I've decided to let you jump." Gongsun Ztian said in all seriousness.

"Pfft ?"

Everyone was thinking, "This guy is even more shameless. If he wants to jump into the river, you're going to make him jump into the river. How can you be so 'shameless'?" How could he be so "face-smacking"?

"No, I don't want to jump into the river, I surrender! Let me surrender! " Xiang Shuangxi felt that he had made a huge mistake, he had wrongly estimated the extent of the other party's shamelessness, he had thought that the people who could be together with Situ Qingyun were all righteous people, but who would have thought that the other party was actually a vile and vile person that was entirely gold.

"No, I don't agree with your surrender. A good man must make a great promise, and when he says it, he must do it. He must jump into the river!"

Jump, jump now! You don't have to bully people like that. " Gongsun Ztian seemed like he was the one being cheated. He jumped and shouted hysterically, filled with grievance and hatred.

"..." Xiang Shuangxi had collapsed. What kind of person was this, who was the one bullying who? I am the one who was bullied! You are the one who bullied people! Originally, his plan had been to first use his will to survive and change his good reputation. Then, under the persuasion of the enemy and the persuasion of all the personal guards, he had reluctantly accepted the offer from the enemy and relied on his talent to keep a low profile. With this, not only would he be able to survive, he would also be able to enter the Northern Army. How could he have met such a decadent person?

"F * ck, you want to be a whore and you want to establish a memorial archway? How could that be such a good thing? Jump! You can't not jump today! Don't just look at me being so gullible and young, you can bully me." Gongsun Ztian 'stepped on his nose and on his face', with a strong intention to argue.

"Young Master, are you sure you're innocent and not an idiot?" The little girl always used to seize every opportunity to slap him in the face. This was a very bad habit, so Gongsun Zaitian was determined to correct this bad habit of his.

"..." Gongsun Ztian decided to use silence and disregard to 'attack' the other party, causing 'serious' mental trauma to the other party.

"Are you going to jump or not? He's not a man. Come, throw him down."

"Wait, let me jump..." Xiang Shuangxi was helpless, he decided to jump, what a disgraceful thing it was to be thrown down.

"Hua Hua ?" The sound of armor being removed could be heard. The heavy armor had been taken off. If he were to use this armor to jump into the river, he would be courting death.

"I will remember you. I will come back for revenge. You will remember as well." I will kill you, I will. "

"I hate people like them. If I can't beat them, then I'm just spouting nasty words. If you really have the ability, then kill me now."

"Hmph" Xiang Shuangxi didn't pay any attention to him, he turned and was about to jump into the river.

"Wait, be careful ? "Beneath my feet ?" Gongsun Ztian kindly reminded him.

"Plop."

"There's a rock..." Gongsun Zaitian finally finished what he wanted to say.

But the reminder was still a bit late. Because of Xiang Shuangxi's anger, he was able to overturn his feet in an instant. Luckily, the river was in front of him, but only caused the river to splash everywhere. Because he suddenly fell into the river, Xiang Shuangxi was forced to drink a few mouthfuls of water, and with great difficulty, he managed to stabilize himself in the water.

"Ah, ah..." Ahhh... You. "You will die a horrible death ?" Xiang Shuangxi peeked his head out of the water and roared.

"Look at how ungrateful this person is. I kindly reminded him to let me die. "Then I'll just shut up next time!"

What kind of person was this? He actually wanted to force the other party to jump into the river again? Everyone present looked at him with disdain.

As he watched Xiang Shuangxi and his guards swim towards the other side of the river, Gongsun Ze Tian couldn't help but sigh with emotion. The river was about five to sixty miles wide, how strong were these people in swimming? What did they have in their heads?

"Young General, are we letting them go just like that?" Deputy General Cheng asked carefully.

"Who said to release them? Did I say that? When did I say that? "

"..."

Gongsun Ze Tian asked three questions in a row. He instantly asked the Deputy General Cheng and recalled the words of this young general. He had only said to let the young general jump into the river, but he didn't f * cking say to let the young general go just because he jumped into the river.

Just as Gongsun Ze Tian finished speaking, a few large river level battleships appeared on both sides of the river, their gigantic bodies were like hills, the huge sails raised on them covered the sky, borrowing the wind force to push themselves up, slowly surrounding Xiang Shuangxi.

The appearance of such a warship instantly scared Xiang Shuangxi silly, had he been schemed against? This was the first thought that came to Xiang Shuangxi's mind, but he immediately rejected it. He was just a small fry, why would he need so much effort? Then Zhou Jun was being schemed against? If it wasn't for the fact that the person behind Zhou Jun had been schemed against, who could be so generous to send such a powerful warship to set up such a big trap?

Since he couldn't figure it out, he might as well not think about it. The immortals were at loggerheads with each other, what did it have to do with him? To put it bluntly, he was just a pawn. He would just have to follow the orders and follow them. And now, he was the discarded chess piece, the chess piece that was about to be taken down. Since he knew that he was destined to become a chess piece, he was prepared to be taken down by the other party at any moment.

After Xiang Shuangxi thought it through, he was actually a bachelor.

"I don't care if you accept it or not, but if I want to surrender, no one can stop me from surrendering. You have to accept my surrender, and even if I die today, I have to surrender. Needle by needle! " Xiang Shuangxi was afraid that Gongsun Ze Tian would make a mistake again, and quickly shouted out. He was quite a rascal, wanting to surrender no matter what.

He had thought of the consequences of being a chess piece, but he didn't want to be a dead boy.

Sigh, I was originally planning to force Xiang Yu, who is from a different continent, to kill himself once more and make the name of the 'Wujiang do it himself' to become a famous saying throughout the ages, but this fellow is too cowardly, and too unworthy of this surname. When I get this brat to change his name, he will be called 'Goudan', and all of them will be called 'Xiang Goudan' (Like Goudan)! " Gongsun Zaitian muttered to himself resentfully.

"Young General, what did you say?" Deputy General Cheng had absolute respect for this young general, he didn't even need to pay his respects to the young general now. He would immediately prepare three incense sticks worth of time to kowtow to him like the great panda god.

This Young Master does not like the name Goudan, let him call himself Goudan, just say that Young Master likes it. Since he agreed to anything in order to surrender, I will let him change his name before accepting his surrender. "Humph!" Gongsun Ztian felt that his mood had been turned bad by this guy. He didn't even think of watching the real 'Wujiang's suicide' drama.

Later on, he would let this little girl show him a 'Tuo Dance'! I'll just treat it as comforting this young master's injured heart. Gongsun Ztian secretly calculated the probability of the feasibility of this matter. In the end, he had no choice but to come to a conclusion. The probability of this matter being completed was not much different from the probability of the end of the world.

"This battle is finally coming to an end. I wonder what's going on with third uncle ?" How's the food over there? Did you leave me some? " Seeing that he had almost cleaned up the battlefield, Gongsun Ze Tian suddenly thought of his Third Uncle and was inwardly anxious.

"Girl, how many kicks did you prepare for my Third Uncle? After fighting for so long, he won't take it all for himself, right?"

"No way, I'm still hiding half of it. I'll go back later to eat." The little girl said with confidence. As she spoke, she patted her protruding mountain peak, only hitting it until it shook up and down.

"Shua!" Gongsun Zaitian's nose splattered with blood.

"Young master, what happened to you? Were you ambushed?" Seeing that the hand that Gongsun Ze Tian had used to cover his nose and mouth was bleeding, the little girl immediately shouted in panic.

"Young General, what's going on? It's okay, right? " Deputy General Cheng and a few other deputy Generals surrounded them.

"I'm fine... It's hot in the sky, dry and full of blood energy! " Gongsun Zaitian gave a vague explanation.

"Oh!" The generals were all experienced people, and were all shameless. Seeing the two big white rabbits on the girl's chest, they naturally understood what was going on, so they spoke in unison as if they had suddenly realized something.

"That bunch of bastards ?" Gongsun Ztian could not help but curse in his heart when he saw the smiles on the faces of the generals around him, as well as the way they looked at him like perverts.

"How could that be? Young master drinks cold tea every night?" The girl continued asking in confusion.

"Is this how the young general drinks?" Deputy General Cheng followed and asked the little girl.

"Of course this servant will personally serve the young master and drink it." [What is there to say about her? She is such a silly girl.]

"Personally ?" Looks like you haven't gone deep enough personally. Has your young master let out his fire? "Haha ?" The generals laughed.

"Really? Young master needs me to go deeper? How do we go deeper? General Cheng, teach me! " Even if the little girl didn't understand, she would still easily learn.

"This lowly general cannot be taught. This needs to be taught personally by your young master." Deputy General Cheng felt like he was being pushed away. With his courage, he dared to fight with this young master for a woman.

"Young master, you should teach me how to penetrate deeper in order to make you vent your anger?" The little girl had no choice but to seek help from her young master.

"This... This... If there's a chance in the future, we can talk about it when there's a chance. Uh... It's busy now. "That's it." Gongsun Zaitian really did not know how to start, so he quickly skipped over this topic. He also wanted to go back and fix these guys.

Gongsun Ztian smiled sinisterly as he swept his gaze over the generals, causing them to shiver incessantly as a chill ran down their backs.

"Oh right, Young Master, you're not going to let me do this every month are you?" The little girl suddenly asked.

"Plop ?"

The generals threw themselves onto the street.