C28 The things that happened to cats and mice these days (3)

"Oh, the fire you were talking about, we were having a barbecue! "Ask them if you don't believe me."

Gongsun Ze Tian pointed to the side. Wu Zigong and Zhang Mo, who were still tied up like mummies, was fortunate that their faces were still there. Zhou Jun could recognize them with one glance.

"Lord Zhou, surrender. Even if you don't want to think for yourself, you have to think for your brothers under you." Zhang Mo was the first to speak.

Lord Zhou, surrender. As long as you kneel down and surrender, this young general will give way. Wu Zigong continued.

"Shut up, you two little fellows. Shut up and tell me to kneel down. Don't think about it, I won't surrender. Go back and tell Situ that he wants me to surrender, there won't even be a door open for him." When Zhou Jun saw the two generals who ambushed him, a cold shiver went down his spine. He knew that his plan had never succeeded from the very beginning.

"You don't have to be happy too early. Out of the five thousand of you, there are only three thousand people left. I'm afraid those bandits have brought you quite a bit of trouble, right?" Zhou Jun still held onto hope. He felt that these thousands of bandits would be enough for them to get away scot-free. Was that even possible?

"Oh? Are you talking about those bumpkins? General Cheng, bring a bumpkin out. "

"Yes!"

Very quickly, a group of people, who were dressed like beggars, walked over while supporting each other in groups of two or three. When Zhou Jun saw this, he was dumbfounded. It was a combination of a bunch of beggars and handicapped people.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, you won't be able to see that bandit chief Wang Lie anymore. However, all the other bandits were here. Come, let's show everyone! Really, you don't even know how to laugh! "

"You don't have to be too proud of yourself. Who knows who might be the one laughing in the end!" Zhou Jun still had a sliver of hope.

"Alright, I have to prepare the next dish. Please have a taste." As Gongsun Ztian spoke, he took out two cotton balls and stuffed them into his nose.

He saw another large carriage pulling over. Everywhere it passed, people would pinch their noses.

"Load it, release it." Quickly release it! It's so smelly, throw it over! " Gongsun Zaitian urged.

"Sou sou ?" Another round of projectiles was launched. This time, the target was the troops guarding the city wall.

"Ah... "So smelly, what is this ?"

This time, there were no screams, but everyone was cleaning up the horse manure that was splattering or covering them.

"Pa Da", a pile of horse feces landed on Zhou Jun's face, preventing him from swearing.

"Hmph, look how disgusting I am!"

Looking at Zhou Jun's' horse shit shower 'on the city walls, Gongsun Zaitian felt his mood was extremely good.

"Don't get cocky too early." Zhou Jun wiped off the horse feces on his face, and a wave of sickening Qi spread around his body, lingering and lingering, causing Zhou Jun to have the urge to immediately faint.

Although Zhou Jun had suffered a huge blow, he still held onto a glimmer of hope. He knew that he still had a trump card in his hand, and a big one that he had yet to take out.

Zhou Jun was laughing, he was also laughing in his heart. He was laughing at the other party's ignorance, laughing at the other party's childishness, and even laughing at the other party's overestimation of strength.

After Zhou Jun paused for a while, he wiped off the horse manure on his face. Although he really wanted to pour out all the food from the day before yesterday, he suppressed his desire to spit milk and continued: "I'm not afraid to tell you, there's still an elite cavalry, I've already sent a message to the commander of this troop ten days ago. When his army arrives, I want to see how you all die! "Haha!"

"Oh? Elite cavalry? Is the commander you're talking about him? " Gongsun Ztian was amused. Where did this guy get his confidence from? Wasn't this feeling a little too good?

Just as he finished his sentence, he saw a big fellow dressed in feces walk over to the front of Gongsun Zaitian, bowing and smiling apologetically at him.

"Well, his name is Xiang Goudan. I gave him that name, what do you think? "Besides that, the trouble you all ate earlier was all due to him and the officers under him!" Gongsun Ztian pointed at the big man, who was picking up feces.

"Pfft." Zhou Jun couldn't hold back anymore blood as he violently sprayed it out.

"You ? Impossible, you're lying, this is impossible! "You lied to me ?" After spitting out blood, Zhou Jun was beaten senseless, and could not even think of what to say.

Zhou Jun did not believe that this was true, that there were more than 2000 heavy cavalry soldiers there. With just their 5,000 men, how could they withstand a single charge of a Heavy Cavalry? Those were the elite heavy cavalry units that he had spent countless effort and money on, and he had even found a very promising general to command and train this troop of heavy cavalry. How could they possibly lose, how could they fail, all of this shouldn't be real.

However, the moment Zhou Jun saw Xiang Shuangxi, he was dumbstruck. He knew that he had lost, very thoroughly, and lost with not even a shred of money left, he no longer had any cards left to play. He didn't want to die, but he didn't want to die. He wanted to be rich and powerful, but he didn't want to leave these behind. What else could he have after losing all these things? Thinking about the future, Zhou Jun could not hold on any longer. Closing his eyes, he fainted for a long time, and suddenly came down again.

Before Zhou Jun fainted, the only thing in his mind was to hope that he was dreaming! All of this was a nightmare!

"His mental fortitude still needs to be improved. It was so easy for him to faint, but I haven't even sent out my heavy cavalry to show him!" Gongsun Ztian felt like he was still not done yet. However, he had no choice but to give up. The only person in the audience had already vomited blood and fainted. He was then carried away.

"Young General, should we take advantage of the enemy's absence to order an attack?" When the Deputy General Cheng saw that the fighter jet had arrived, he immediately warned Gongsun Zaitian.

"Attack the city? No, no, it was such a hot day and the soldiers had been busy all morning. They should have taken a rest since they had not eaten lunch. "Call for people to come and set up a few makeshift tents like this. Don't get caught in the heat, there's even a stove to boil. Let's eat lunch here." Gongsun Ze Tian didn't seem to be in a hurry at all. He was even leisurely looking at the scenery around him.

"But ?" Deputy General Cheng was panicking inside. Seeing the fighter jet fly by, he knew how good the chance was, to be able to reduce the casualty rate was, since ancient times when raids were carried out by human hands, compared to field battles, the casualty rate was higher by 70 to 80%.

"You don't understand. Alright, do as I say." Gongsun Ztian impatiently waved his hand, as if he had disturbed him in some important matter.

"Yes, I'll arrange it." Deputy General Cheng had no choice but to obey orders and call for his soldiers to pass on Gongsun Zaitian's orders.

Inside Dragon Wolf Pass.

"Milord, quickly wake up! Milord, quickly wake up!"

A group of people surrounded Zhou Jun with pale faces. Of course it would turn pale. Originally, he wanted to eat and drink with them, but in the end, he didn't. The horse dung was full, and from the look of his master's miserable state, the glory and splendor he had promised were like smoke in the sky. However, none of this mattered at the moment. The most important matter was to capture his nickname.

"Ahh ?" Zhou Jun woke up from the shock due to the efforts of the crowd, but his face was still pale white.

"Lord, are you alright?" Master Hu Che, who was beside Zhou Jun, spoke first.

"I'm fine. I'll be fine after a rest. What's the situation now? Did Situ Qingyun's army attack the city? All of you are here, who is in command on the city walls? " When Zhou Jun woke up, he asked a series of questions.

"My lord, please be at ease. Right now, the enemy does not have any plans to attack the city. For the time being, everything is safe and sound."

"Oh?" Zhou Jun sat up, "They did not attack?"

"There was no siege, but ?" The Master Hu continued to speak.

"But what?"

"They did not attack the city, they ? They are currently eating in front of the formation! "

"What... "Cough cough ?" Zhou Jun used the profound meaning of changing his face, and instantly made his pale face turn red. If Gongsun Zhaitian was present, he would definitely praise him: Expert, expert.

"Take care, milord."

"Alright, I am fine, the Master Hu will stay for the time being, you guys can leave first, each of you go back to your own troops, just in case the enemy uses this action to numb us, when we relax, we will be careless and take the chance to sneak an attack on the city walls."

"Yes, my lord. I will arrange everything in return!" This subordinate will take his leave! " After everyone saluted, they turned and left.

"Brilliant? No last resort? This slap to the face hurts! " Zhou Jun mocked himself as he thought.

"Master Hu, we have lost, we have lost miserably!" Zhou Jun's head was listless, completely devoid of energy.

"Master, don't be so dejected first. Should we call for help?"

"Sigh, it's useless. We've already lost everything. Do you think that with his character, he will care about people like us who are fated to be abandoned?" Zhou Jun shook his head and sighed.

"Master, we have not completely lost, we still have a way out!" It's a dangerous move, but also a wondrous move. "

"Oh? Master, if you have any ideas, please teach me quickly! " When Zhou Jun heard that there was still a way out, he immediately became spirited.

"Master, right now, the only way is for us to retreat, return to the Earth Dragon City, and hide the fact that Master has gone out of the city. Then, we can immediately go to the imperial government, and say that Situ Qingyun suddenly led a large army to attack the pass, and innocent soldiers encircled the Earth Dragon City. This way, we can bite back at him and convict him of conspiracy! "

"But it will take a long time to get to the capital. Can we wait until then?" Taking advantage of this, Situ Qingyun led his troops to snatch the Earth Dragon City and kill us. Although Zhou Jun felt that this plan was not bad, he was still a little worried.

"That's why this subordinate said it was a dangerous move, but using it properly might not be a bad move. Master, think about it, once you return to Earth Dragon City, immediately fix your books for Master, do you think Master will let go of this godsend opportunity? When the time comes, the only one who will not use any weapons will be Situ Qingyun. Do you think that even if we were captured by him, he would dare to kill us? After all, the Great Master was the official general of the Earth Dragon City appointed by the Imperial Court. Unless Situ Qingyun plans to rebel! "

As long as we return to the Earth Dragon City, even if Situ Qingyun has wings, he would not be able to escape the crime of conspiring against us. "Haha!"

"Master, don't be happy too early, the condition of this matter is that we have to return to the Earth Dragon City, and furthermore, everyone is proclaiming that Master has never left the Earth Dragon City, it was Situ Qingyun who led the troops to attack the city. Otherwise, Lord would not have the possibility of turning the tables on Northern Army by sending troops on his own. When that happens, Lord will only receive a heavy punishment that will be executed by the entire family! "

"Grand Master's words are reasonable, quickly send the order and return to the Earth Dragon City." Zhou Jun's tone was firm, he immediately became spirited, and was no longer as decadent as before.

"Master, such a fast speed, if we gather all the soldiers to retreat, won't we be discovered by Situ Qingyun? When the time comes, we can chase them and block them, would we still be able to live?"

"What does Grand Master mean?"

"Master will only bring a few of his trusted aides and subordinates to immediately head out from the south gate back to the Earth Dragon City. The other generals will have them take the lead to obstruct Situ Qingyun's army and give us some time. "

"Alright, let's do as Grand Master says. We will set off immediately. "