C428 Charming third person
As the applause fell, an incomparably charming voice sounded out, and the person opened his mouth to say: "Not bad, you're really strong. I originally wanted to sneak attack you guys! That will save us some trouble, but I didn't expect you to find out! Come out, Little Green! "
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a small dark green snake on the back of the only horse. It was sticking out its head and peeking out its' tongue 'while peeking out of its head. That comical appearance showed its cowardice and caution to the fullest; it seemed to have the talent of a comedian. This dark green snake was the human-like snake that Yan Zhaoge and L? had been chasing for a long time.
Seeing this scene, Yan and Lu immediately felt chills run down their spines, especially for Old Lv, he was glad that he was being pulled here. Otherwise, if he had rashly ran over, he would have already lost his soul to the Yellow Springs. Thinking of the consequences, Old Lv felt a burst of fear, and gratefully looked at Old Yan.
"Who's there! If you have the guts, come out and meet me. What kind of man are you to hide behind your head and show your tail? " Old Lv was already impatient, upon hearing someone speak, he immediately took the lead to ask.
However, it was no wonder that he was like that. In the wilderness with no one around, suddenly hearing the soft voice of a woman made one's hair stand on end. Anyone else would probably be this nervous.
"Aiyo, I'm not a good man anymore!" I am a girl with eight straight meridians! " That coquettish voice sounded once more, and it sounded slightly fatherly, causing one's bones to involuntarily feel numb.
"Girl?" Yan and Lu looked at the source of the sound in surprise. Although they could confirm the gender of the sound, it was strange to hear a young and delicate female voice in a rainy suburb.
Yan and Lu finally saw the real person's face, but they suddenly had the urge to destroy their three views. The person who called himself a girl, looking at his clothing and exquisite body, had quite a bit of allure. At least, from the protruding front and back, he was definitely quite a beauty. Even without mentioning, he knew that there was a high chance that that person was a loose woman who was too coquettish and vulgar.
But the most important thing was the face that could pour out all the food for the night meal. The Adam's apple that could clearly be seen above the neck fully exposed his authenticity. What came into his line of sight afterwards was Zhang Fei's full beard. Although it had been trimmed into neat stubble, the black mass of skin covered a third of his face, making him feel nauseous.
At the same time, there was the obvious mole on his face, which could not be described with words. Even the famous' Auntie Flower 'wouldn't be able to achieve such a feat.
The fact that a goddess-like figure with a devilish face capable of scaring off thousands of enemies was perhaps already unacceptable. However, his appearance now was just like digging out a piece of shit. This type of appearance definitely made one want to court death.
"How is it? I am indeed a girl! Seeing your expressions, I can tell that you must have also been taken in by my beauty! " That soft and delicate voice sounded once again. It had a bit of self-confidence and narcissism. As she lightly fiddled with her skirt, she spoke to Yan and Lu.
"Ugh ?" Hearing the transvestite's words, Yan and Lu definitely needed to spit out a few incense sticks of time.
"Although my appearance is very beautiful, there is no need for you all to be so excited! I will not fall in love with you all because of your actions of adoration, and even more so, I will not let you all off! " The transvestite charmingly stroked his bangs, and continued to speak as he looked at the two of them with interest.
"It's best not to ?" Old Lv hurriedly said, but before he could finish, he was abruptly interrupted.
"Aiyo, truly, although I can't love you, I don't mind if you admire me. But if you do this, I'll be embarrassed!"
"Ugh ?" Yan and Lu felt that they needed to continue puking. If they had to add a deadline to puke, they hoped that God would quickly purify and harmonize the transvestite in front of them.
"Looking at your appearances, it really makes my heart ache. However, I like the way you all express your admiration for others. Little Green, do you agree?" The transvestite stretched out his' slender jade hands' and gently caressed the head of the dark green snake.
At some point, the dark green snake had appeared on the shoulders of the transvestite, as if it had understood the human language. It nodded its head.
"You want to ? "Ugh ?" What do you want to do? "Ugh ?" "Come on!" Old Yan felt that he had vomited until he almost collapsed. Please focus, and try your best not to look at the disgusting transvestite, he asked the transvestite.
"How straightforward! This is especially commendable, but my boss said that we can't leave anyone alive, so we can only send you off on your way! " The transvestite said.
"What about our horses?" Old Yan interrupted from the side and asked. They had seen only one horse since their arrival, and the others were nowhere to be seen, so they asked.
"Of course, those horses are also part of the group that say that no one can be left alive! However, I am very thrifty. Before you came, I had already dealt with those horses. I will bring them on the road later. That way, we can have rations for many days! " The transvestite covered his mouth as he smiled coquettishly.
"Then why don't you make that horse your food as well?" Old Yan pointed to the only horse left in the field.
"Of course I want to keep a horse so that I can carry the meat. Otherwise, how can a girl like me move it! But it was also to ambush you guys on the way, but unfortunately you found out, otherwise my family's Little Green would have had a lunch! " The transvestite explained in detail to the two without any hesitation, and in the end, a trace of regret was revealed on his face.
"So you're one of those three?" The Old Yan continued to question.
"Three people? "Oh, you're talking about Boss Lust and Ugly Ol 'Two. Yeah, I'm with them!" Seeing a man do something like a woman made Yan and Lu's hearts feel awkward. However, they had no choice. After all, they were enemies and they couldn't hide. They could only listen to the transvestite continue to speak.
"Looks like this battle is unavoidable!" Then let's see what happens under his hands! " Old Yan took out his weapon, pointed at the transvestite and said coldly.
"I hate fighting and killing! However, looking at you all have such good eyes and so much admiration for my beauty, I will make you all leave without the slightest of pain! " The transvestite didn't seem to care at all. He pretended to be scared, but it was impossible to tell what he was afraid of.
"Um, can I have a small opinion of you?" Old Lv could no longer hold it in and asked.
"Of course not!" The transvestite readily agreed and said.
"Can I trouble you to think of a way to cover up your godlike appearance?" Old Lv said in a somewhat tactful manner.
"What is it? Is it because of my beauty that you are reluctant to do anything to me? " The transvestite asked narcissistically.
"We're afraid of vomiting until we can't fight back!" Old Lv answered truthfully with a sullen face.
"Spit?" The transvestite was unable to react for a moment, so he asked.
"With that ugly look on your face, who wouldn't want to puke?" Old Yan laughed and added.
"How dare you call me ugly! I want you to die without a full corpse! " Only then did the transvestite understand as he scolded with an angry expression.
As the sound of his voice faded, the neither male nor female demon sprinted towards the two of them, leaving behind only a dark red figure wherever he passed.
"Not good, run!" Old Yan saw that the opportunity was right, and pushed Old Lv away. At the same time, he quickly dodged and roared at Old Lv.
was startled awake after hearing his shout, and subconsciously jumped to the side with all his strength. When Old Lv stopped, he turned around to look at the place where he had stood before, and his face immediately became deathly pale.
A large area of dark black color appeared on the ground where Yan L? stood earlier. The plants on the ground quickly withered and disappeared, and even the ground made of earth and stone seemed to have been eroded to different degrees. Strictly speaking, this could be considered to be 'melting'.
"Use poison?!" This was the first reaction of both Yan and Lu. The next moment, shock emerged in their hearts.
In the martial arts world, the people that changed the color of their faces were not demons or fiends, because these people could at most kill one person without making a single move. However, poison experts were different. For those who were adept at using poison, the best method of doing so was to kill someone without being noticed.
It was also because of this that every time someone mentioned someone who was good at using poison, they would feel like they could not avoid the poison. If one had to fight against someone who was good at using poison, they would feel like their scalp would tingle.
"Hmph, this is just an appetizer. We'll have a feast later. You two better hold on!" The transvestite did not want to get rid of the enemy so he was not surprised that the two could dodge his attacks. However, this was only a small trick on his part. However, the transvestite was confident that the two of them would not escape his control.
"Pfft, those who use poison aren't good men!" Old Lv angrily said to the transvestite.
"He never said he was a good man!" While the transvestite was speaking, he casted a flirtatious glance at Yan and Lu, displaying his' soft and charming 'attitude.
Yan and Lu tried their best to resist the feeling of spitting out rice, but they still couldn't stop their bodies from shivering as goosebumps appeared on their skin one after another.
This level of 'beautiful woman', just based on his appearance alone, was enough to kill everything in an instant. Combined with his' water snake waist 'that twisted from time to time and his bone chilling words, even if it was a magnificent army with thousands of men and horses, it still wouldn't be as powerful as this single person.