C553 Birthday of the Ugly Smelly Man
Fortunately, he didn't fall too deep, and his feet stepped on the hard and flat object, which should be the soil and rocks at the bottom of the pit. Fortunately, he didn't fall too deep, and he stepped on the hard and flat object, which should be the soil and rocks at the bottom of the pit.
"Motherf * cker. Are you done yet!?" Wuya Anqin could not help but curse in her heart, but she wisely chose not to speak, otherwise she would really get fed up with the stench.
Based on the surrounding smelly smell as well as the sticky substance in the water, Wuya Anqin was certain that she had fallen into an artificially made fecal pit. Everything within reach was slippery, and a casual movement would cause smelly splashes.
It was simply like there was water in the feces, and feces in the water. was the only one left in the fecal water.
After cursing in his heart, Wuya Anqin began to think of a way to crawl out of the pit of excrement. Worried that his actions would cause fecal water to splatter all over the place, Wuya Anqin could only slowly move towards the edge of the pit of excrement.
But right at this moment, something broke beneath his feet, and then, Wuya Anqin heard a clear popping sound, as if something was activated.
Wuya Anqin, who was already like a frightened bird, suddenly tensed up. What he was most afraid of was a sudden change, because these changes were simply too inconceivable.
Sometimes, Wuya Anqin even thought, could the enemy he met still be considered human? Could a normal person do these things?
Without giving Wuya Anqin much time to think and decide, she saw two lumps of unknown something being shot over from the left and right of the fecal pit, respectively, and it directly smashed towards Wuya Anqin's head. It was still unbiased, and the two lumps of thing smashed onto Wuya Anqin's head just like that.
Being once again hit by such a sudden object, other than helplessly shaking his head, Wuya Anqin could be considered to be happy and sad in his heart. He was delighted that the unknown object didn't hurt after hitting him, nor did it have any specific killing power. Of course, apart from him gulping down the water in the pit in fear.
However, what made Wuya Anqin feel 'sad' was that after this unknown object smashed into her head, it actually exploded with a black, especially thick and viscous liquid. Although there wasn't any strange smell this time, Wuya Anqin kept having a bad premonition that this disgusting liquid would definitely not have any effect, otherwise, it wouldn't have been arranged here by the illusionist.
These things were sticky and black, like ink. What exactly were they used for? Wuya Anqin could not understand, and did not plan to think about it, what he wanted now was to leave this place as soon as possible, if not, he could not be certain how many more moves were waiting for him, and if she tried again, even if she did not get tortured to death, she would probably be scared to death.
Just as Wuya Anqin was about to climb up the fecal pit, she suddenly felt something, and felt that it was another piece of sheepskin. Curiously, he brought the sheepskin forward, and as he expected, there were some words written on the sheepskin.
The message on the sheepskin was as follows:
How does it feel to bathe in fecal water? Did it have a feeling of being 'hearty'? I suppose you must have already sung the taste of the water? It was disgusting to imagine.
That's right, remember to find a place to wash them and also vomit them a few times. This way, your skin might not fester up, but you should know that besides being disgusted, the manure contains a lot of bacteria. Of course, I know that you don't know what 'bacteria' means, so you should just treat it as a poison! Remember to wash up as soon as possible!
Also, I know you're confused, but this black stuff is very expensive, but it's very effective. Once it touches the skin, it's impossible to wash it off without a special potion.
As for the special potions I need, do you think I will tell you? Haha...
The name of the message was still 'No name, no name at all', but seeing the name again, Wuya Anqin's anger grew even stronger.
Not only that, it was the first time in his entire life that he had been splashed with feces by someone, and it was the type that did not even fall from his head to his feet. Even more so, he had fallen into fecal water, which was completely not something Wuya Anqin could tolerate.
If it wasn't for the fact that he was still unable to abandon the skin on his body, Wuya Anqin would have even wanted to commit suicide and reincarnate.
However, if it was said that this fecal matter and fecal matter could still be forcefully endured by Wuya Anqin, then when he saw the second message, he had already reached a point where she could not endure it any longer.
The fecal water could be washed clean and the stench could be slowly dispersed. None of this could change his original handsome appearance, but that black thing could cause his hair to fall off, and it could even leave a large ugly mark on his face. For someone who was a little obsessed with cleanliness, and also someone who was extremely fond of beauty, this was almost an apocalyptic scene.
"Shameless, shameless, despicable scoundrel. If you have the ability, then fight me one-on-one!" His furious voice could not be quelled for a long time, but it was also the only method he could use to vent his anger.
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In the Fengyang City, in the secret stronghold of the Listening Rain Pavilion.
Qiu Canghai on the other hand, had nothing to do these past few days. He had yet to clearly understand the few things that belonged to him, so he could only quietly wait for the situation to develop further. What he needed to do was to find out at the most crucial point, and after meditating for a bit, he would be able to achieve the goal of a predetermined plan.
Initially, he had thought that the situation would turn into a stalemate for a while yet, but early this morning, he received an intelligence report regarding the Fengyang County guarding Wu Daode. The person who sent the message was the county governor's personal master, Qian Jincheng.
The cause of the matter had to be told from a few days ago. Due to the Fengyang County guarding Wu Daode, he had stolen the food, causing a large area of famine to happen around the Fengyang City.
Originally, he should have been beheaded by Wu Daode, but for some reason, it was unknown why the nine kings intervened to protect this person, so they were merely dismissed, and could be considered to have reclaimed his cheap life. Of course, the price they paid was five hundred thousand silver taels.
Just as Wu Daode was preparing to wait for the new county governor to come and turn over his work, a riot broke out in Fengyang City. The core of the riot was the battle between the Sword League and the Sword League.
Although the chaos had subsided in a short period of time, it still caused considerable losses to the Fengyang City. In such a situation, he was no longer a new county governor.
Therefore, the imperial government urgently recalled the official who was already on his way to the throne. At the same time, they dispatched a powerful messenger team from the imperial city to Fengyang City to carry out the pacification and reconstruction work there.
Of course, besides the few talents assigned by the imperial government with outstanding internal affairs achievements, there was also a small team from the Capital Overwatch Council. The exact number of people was unknown, and the people leading the team were also unknown.
After all, they had spent money to buy this information and it was already their limit. If they could reach the point where they knew the specific arrangements of the Capital Overwatch Council, then the Capital Overwatch Council could close down.
Unless it was a top-notch intelligence agency, it would not be possible to infiltrate into the Surveillance Council. Even a top-tier intelligence agency would not risk exposing their identity to investigate such a worthless piece of information just for such a small amount of money.
However, this information was enough for Wu Daode. When he saw this information, County Governor Wu Daode immediately collapsed onto the ground. His eyes were lifeless, as if his soul and body had become two souls and six souls.
If it was anyone else who came, it would be alright, after all Wu Daode had been in the Fengyang City for many years, and even if a new official were to have extraordinary means, wanting to take over the position of Fengyang City was not something that could be done in a day or two. Furthermore, to find out some evidence related to himself, it would not be as simple as just talking.
Even if they managed to find out something in the end, he would probably be long gone by then.
But this group of Capital Overwatch Council people were definitely not ordinary people, why did they suddenly come here? With the way the Surveillance Council did things, he was definitely not here for sightseeing. Maybe the reason was to investigate him, or maybe they already found out about some evidence that said they were here for a business trip to the Fengyang City, but they were actually here to capture him.
It had to be known that with the Surveillance Council's means and abilities, if she really wanted to investigate him, he definitely wouldn't be able to escape.
The more Wu Daode thought about it, the more cold sweat flowed down. In the end, his face was terrifyingly pale, and his entire body had collapsed into a pool of cold sweat as if he had collapsed from exhaustion.
If not for Master Qian Jincheng and his servants helping the 'fat' old master up from the ground, this fellow would probably have peed his pants when he heard the thoughts that kept popping up in his head.
After the others were dismissed, only Qian Jincheng was left in the room. Only then did Wu Daode 'share' the information that he had obtained at a high price with Qian Jincheng. At this point in time, Wu Daode had already lost all thoughts of doing so.
"Old master, why is that so?"
"Sigh!" It's hard to say in a single sentence! "
"Is there a problem with the officer who came to take over the position? Is he about to arrive? "
"If it wasn't him, he would be fine! Even if he had wanted to send me, he wouldn't have been able to gather evidence against me in a day or two. "
"If that's the case, then why are you so worried?"
"Sigh!" That official did not come, but the evil star of the imperial government! "
"Fury? "What kind of background?"
What background do you have, people of the Capital Overwatch Council!
"What are they doing here all of a sudden? Don't we have the Surveillance Council's organization in our city? If there's really something, we can order them to do it! "
"So this is what worries me the most! Think about it, if there is anything that needs to be handled, the subordinate organization of the Communication Surveillance Council can handle it. Didn't they usually do the same? "
"That's right, that is how Surveillance Council does all these years!"
"But this time is different!" Wu Daode heaved a heavy sigh, and said, at a loss of what to do.