C27 Merriment At Texas

FESTUS AT HOUSTON, TEXAS, AMERICA

"Hey, dude." A lady sends suggestive looks at him. "What would you like us to give you?"

"Just two bottles of Hennessy and a taste of..." FESTUS winks at her. "...a taste of you."

"You're a dickhead." The CEO walks in. "You're an Alien, what do you want in this state?"

"Pardon?" Festus retorts