The Prince Coming Out of the Closet/C1 Drunk Dream Seng the Man Who Sells Dog Skin Plaster
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C1 Drunk Dream Seng the Man Who Sells Dog Skin Plaster

A few days ago, four mysterious southwestern herbalists arrived in Wordwood County, led by two muskets, carrying two large bags of heavy things, which did not look like herbs, and which were not so heavy, some said they could vaguely see the golden light coming from the two bags.

These people were also curious. They came to sell herbs, but did not go to the medicine hall. Instead, they went straight to the magistrate office. This Lord County Magistrate was not sick!

No one knew what they went to the county magistrate office for. They only knew that after they came out, the things on the two mule's back were gone. They rode the muskets and left Wormwood County in a hurry.

Who would have thought that the next day, County Magistrate would die suddenly in the hall. His face was covered with thin and dense red scars. His eyes were like lines, and white pus flowed out of them.

His scalp was covered with black lumps. His mouth and tongue were all black, and there was black water flowing out of his nose. His body was covered with hard white spots. The white spots were of different sizes and shapes. Large patches of hair grew wildly in a terrifying manner. Before he died, he had scratched his neck with all his might, leaving bloody marks on his neck.

County Magistrate's death was really strange. He hired a few famous doctors and coroner, but they could not tell the cause of the illness. It was not a plague, nor was it poisoning.

Three days had passed. Seeing that County Magistrate was about to go to the funeral, they still could not find the cause of the illness. Just when everyone was at a loss, a drug seller came from the county magistrate office. He was carrying a long wooden box on his back. He was holding a white flag with black characters on it. On the flag, there were a few big black words, "Dog Skin Paste.

He had a wide gourd tied around his waist and a long dog tail grass in his mouth. He raised his voice and said, "If I can revive him, how much will you give me?"

The surrounding people started discussing, "This swindler is really arrogant. He's dead, and his anger is gone. He's not a Great Luo deity, and he can revive people from the dead."

"Isn't that right? Even the doctor and the coroner said that County Magistrate is dead. He said that he could resurrect people from the dead. Even Hua Tuo wouldn't dare to say such a thing."

That drug seller raised his eyebrows and smiled. He shrugged the wooden box on his back. "Heh! I really let you guys say the right thing! I'm a Great Luo Divine Immortal. Do you want to kneel down for grandpa now? Later on, come find me to treat your illness and I'll take less money from you guys."

"You! I think you are deliberately looking for trouble!" Seeing that a fight was about to break out, the others quickly stopped the man who was about to attack. Madam County Magistrate finally stood up and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes with a handkerchief. "I don't care if you are a deity or not. If you can really save my master, I am willing to pay any amount of money!"

"Sigh!" drug seller was immediately amused. "That's right! You guys are not dead yet. Why are you crying? How unlucky are you guys?"

drug seller put his long wooden box aside and leisurely walked to the side of the coffin. He pinched his nose and looked inside. Without another word, he opened the wooden box and took out a few pastes.

"It's not this." He took out another compass. "It's not this." He reached out again and took out another turtle shell. Everyone was getting impatient from waiting.

"Are you sure you can do it?! Don't mess with those useless playthings!"

"Don't be anxious!" drug seller smiled and took out a sharp knife from the wooden box. He went to the coffin and used the knife to open the County Magistrate's clothes. Sure enough, he saw a bump on County Magistrate's abdomen. He was quick to react and grabbed the bump. Immediately, he cut it down. Everyone cried out in shock. That man wanted to ridicule him, but at this moment, drug seller pulled out a round black eight-legged bug from County Magistrate's stomach.

drug seller threw the bug onto the ground with a "Pa" sound. The people who were watching the fight quickly retreated in fear, afraid that the bug would bite them.

"Bring the pot!" drug seller shouted. Someone in the crowd immediately handed him an empty kettle. drug seller smiled and put the worm into the kettle. He took off his gourd and poured half of the wine into it. Then he covered it and threw it to Madam County Magistrate. "Make a memorial for your master."

Madam County Magistrate was so scared that she almost died. She immediately threw the pot to the advisor beside her. The advisor was also afraid. He passed the pot to the bailiff behind him. drug seller was so happy when he saw that. He took back the pot.

"The thing inside is called Thousand Thread Gu. Don't forget it. There are many herbs in the southwest and even more poisonous insects. They like to drill into people's bodies, and when they flare up, it will make people feel unbearable pain. Their faces are covered with red lines, like millions of threads. That was why they were called Thousand Thread Gu, and there were many kinds of Thousand Thread Gu. This was one of the most powerful types. Those who are infected will fall into a false death state, just like Lord County Magistrate. Now that the Thousand Thread Gu has been removed, Lord County Magistrate only needs to recuperate for a few days.

The coroner at the side moved closer in doubt. He picked up County Magistrate's wrist, closed his eyes, and focused. Then, he opened his eyes, and shouted anxiously, "Madam, there is a pulse."

The surrounding people all praised and applauded. drug seller chuckled and stretched out his hand towards Madam County Magistrate. "I want 50 taels of silver. I originally wanted 500 taels of silver, but it's too heavy, so I can't take it away."

The crowd sighed. Madam revealed a troubled expression, "Fifty taels of silver... is a bit too much."

drug seller acted shamelessly. Like sitting on the floor, "I don't care! What you said, as long as you can save your husband, you can pay as much as you want!"

"Can it be any less?" The madam started to haggle with the other party. drug seller raised the pot containing the Thousand Thread Gu and looked around carefully. The madam was so scared that her legs went soft. She waved her hand and asked the grandmaster to take the money. drug seller got the money and carried his long wooden box. He picked up his flag and left humming a little tune.

This grandmaster was too evil. He secretly gave the madam a move. He sent someone to follow drug seller, and wanted to knock him out. Bring the money back. Who would have thought that drug seller wouldn't act according to common sense? Along the way, he spilled money all the way. The people on the street were all squatting and fighting over the money. How could the person who was sent be able to snatch the money away from these people? She was beaten until her face was swollen and her face was swollen. She did not even get her last son.

Someone asked drug seller. drug seller smiled and said loudly, "If you do not take the ill-gotten money, trouble will not come!" He raised his flag high again and shouted all over the street, "Buying dog skin plaster! Specializing in dog skin plaster for treating injuries from a fall..."

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