Dancing Phoenix, Crappy Miss

"One day, she accidentally kissed a prodigy who had been a good-for-nothing of a small family."
"Woman, who gave you the right to kiss me? Did I ask you to save me?"
"If you don't want to, I'll kick you back!"
If you have an army, then I have the Imperial Clairvoyant.
"In the nine days and nine nights, he made a contract with the devil."
A dragon soars and a phoenix dances. No one wishes to bow down before a woman.
"She was reborn from the fire, and her petite figure covered the entire world with one hand."