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My fate was to die and be eaten by wild animals. I escaped from an orphanage and joined a guild. I opened my eyes and remembered I was kidnapped after receiving a high-paying commission from my guild... I sit up from a luxurious bed, a voice startles me "My lady, your father awaits you." Eh? My lady? My father? Wasn't I an orphan? What is this place? What's happening!??lg...

Melinda McDaniels ... after being dumped from a 3 year relationship ... takes her best friend's advice, and goes out for a girl's night out at the Bromley Crown Royal Hotel; only winding up to awaken the next morning rather hungover ... not to mention naked in bed ... all alone in the hotel's Presidential Suite. Soon, a stranger ... Edward Bromley; CEO of Bromley Holdings LLC ... comes back to the room to pick up a watch left behind on the nightstand; and, gives Melinda a $500,000 check as hush money to forget about ... which ironically, she already has ... and keep quiet about last night's incident. Melinda is infuriated; and rips up the check. ... Edward leaves; and, both figure that they'll never see each other again. However, later, Melinda discovers that she's pregnant; and, goes after Edward to take responsibility for his part in the one-night stand. Little does Melinda know, it was actually his younger brother, Chad, who had slept with her that night. But, being how Chad embarrasses the family enough with Playboy-like style exploits frequently reported about in the tabloids; it's decided that Edward would claim that he was the one who slept with, and impregnated Melinda. Placed into a contractual marriage, in order to protect the Bromley's good name and reputation; it's arranged that after the baby's born, Edward and Melinda will divorce ... and, Melinda will turn over the baby to the Bromleys; in order for them to secure the next family heir. However; things become complicated when Melinda and Edward start to really fall in love with one another ... and, the truth about that night's incident comes to light.lg...

I am the original creator of this book. This book is copyrighted and owned by me and the Inkitt company. Any plagiarism occuring will be handled by them. Thank you -----------+------------- I didn't think i would go as far as to be the part-time Breakfast , Lunch and Dinner maker for a business man . Well if i can gain some money and help my poor mother with it its alright . Angelica June Woods was a student at East Hight and got a opportunity to work as a chef in a rich household where the owner was proud of her skills . Soon she was introduced to Miss Thea Romano . Her life chaged after that one meet . She was to be the cook for her son named Sebastian Romano . Sebastian Romano is ...not very nice . He is arrogant, easily angered, Not polite, and very possessive. lg...

Lailah Gazth had her whole life planned, but her world falls apart when her best friend Alison dies in a car accident, caused by nothing more and nothing less than the young criminal Azael Grimm or so he calls himself ... Lailah decides to take a risk and report him, getting a trial in which they will debate whether he is guilty or not, but that will be in three months, the same time Azael has to make her fall in love and prevent her from testifying against him and thus not go to jail. Will she get it? What consequences could she bring to her after her? lg...

When a young teen falls deeply in love with a new guy in school, she is willing to fight many obstacles to get to her Mr Right. But, are the feelings mutual?lg...

Charlotte Ruiz was once a shy girl who had a small crush on Tom when they were kids. As the years go by Charlotte's crush was soon forgotten. Thomas Morales is a nice guy with an easy-going personality. He's a cool, popular basketball player. He and Charlotte have always been friends as they had the same circle of friends. Their personalities changed as they grew and matured over the years. As they start college together the cool, athletic guy that she had always thought of Tom has a hidden agenda that seems to involve her. ***** This story includes: 1. hot, attractive boys 2. irresistible charm, suggestive jokes and badass moves from time to time 3. full of jokes and teases that will make you look like a psycho when you suddenly laugh and smile at your phone 4. mild swearing and cursing 5. awkward situations 6. explicit (smut, R18) content in the later chapters. [It only gets more intense. Please read later chapters at your own discretion.]lg...

This is the story of the "King of the Italian underworld" and his "2 best friends also right-handed men". You will read how "3 golden flowers" entered the life of these mobsters. Not just in life, but directly to their soul, heart and home. These men who hate women, will be wrapped around these little girls' fingers, just at first glance. Men who fight with the world for power and money, how will they fight for their happiness? For their love? Wolves for the world but clingy pups for their girls — how will the Mafia Leaders handle their new found world? ——————————····· THIS "not" is a serious novel. This is a cute, comic and romantic novel. With mature content. If you want to laugh, then come my friend. ——————————····· Couple No. 1 Girl: "Can I call you brother?" Boy: "No , but you can call me daddy". Girl: "..." ——————————····· Couple No. 2 Girl: "Oh God! Why the hell are you so obsessed with my butt?" Boy: "You are the one who always wear cloths so tight ,, and my innocent mind starts having your images in doggy style". Girl: "YOU FUCKER!!!" ——————————····· Couple No. 3 Girl: " Oh My phone is Ringing". Boy: "Who is calling?" Girl: "My Boyfriend" Boy: ⊙︿⊙ ——————————····· # Mafia # Stalker # Love # Romance # Fun # Pranks # Sweat revenge # Mature Contents # Violence (sometimes) # Cute love ——————————····· Follow me on Instagram for all novel related photos: @onceuponafoxy (Millie ) ——————————·····lg...

Janet Campbell is single, lost her job, and lives with her mother. To make matters worse, she will be the maid of honor at her sister's wedding and she desperately needs to find a date. Luckily he sees his salvation in the dating agency Couple Of Hearts, which offers a service for women in his exact location. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she'll do her best ... rent one. Mark Robbins is not part of the Couple of Hearts agency. He's only doing his cousin a favor, but he just looks at the blonde who hired him and he's delighted. Unfortunately, Janet thinks the hot attraction between them is just "part of the package." And Mark has very little time to show her that his role as a supposed boyfriend could lead to a happy ending.lg...

a man called called a Namura Kasuke died in a accident and reincarnated as a Prince of Shinku Hou Empire but unfortunately he is useless in this world but thanks to a system he will become great and powerfullg...

Being a young Werewolf with a mental illness isn't easy - so is the life of Lines. Breaking society's norm, he yearns for freedom and a place to call his own territory - that isn't easy when his loved forest belongs to another Grade A Werewolf! Now, Lines' aim is to become strong and make the forest his! But can he do it? He is soon to realize that the forest contains more than he bargained for.lg...

After suffering from a betrayal from her three years boyfriend,Lian promise not to fall in love again so as not to be hurt again 'nothing like true like love!' she'd say Not until a wealthy,famous and handsome identical cousins started to attend her school,they were just cousins but hell they look so much alike just like twins but the truth is that they were just cousins so everyone believed that(could that be true?!) But would Lian resist their charm and constant trouble even though she knew that she has started to secretly fall in love again??!! lg...

At the start of apocalypse, humans transform into zombies or the human-eating undead monsters. I heard their cries of suffering and fear. Also, the world set new rule called "survival of the fittest". Fortunately, Gods pity on them and give them superpowers to fight back but why is it that zombies are ignoring me?! (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ And, wait! Why are these zombies vomit when they bite me?! Am I not edible?!!(◎_◎;)lg...

The night she comes back from her best friend's apartment after finding out her boyfriend is married, she meets a huge man sleeping on the snow in her backyard. 23-year old Charlie Jordan doesn't know what to do. After so many calls and studying, she finds out the man—Blurin Jameson— is an ex-militant whose address got mixed up on deployment day. It takes Charlie 419 Days to realize how her heart beats faster when ever they're near or when his eyes lights up... Or how she completes his amount of ribs.lg...

He came in with a smirk and saw a girl, whose wrist is tried on the bed, she was crying and struggling to get out of the rope but she couldn't do that, her mouth was even tied, when she sees the man, she was scared, at the smell time angry, she started to shiver in anger. "what happened baby girl? why are you shivering? " asked the man with an evil smirk . she turned her head in another direction, she was disguised, she doesn't even want to look at him. The man's smirk turned into an evil one, then he told with dark angry eyes " don't you know, I hate peoples who ignore me ". As soon as hearing this, she turned and saw him with disgust, she is still trying to get free from the rope. " you made a mistake, now you are getting punished so I can't do anything, all mistake have to be punished" said the man with the slightly shooking his head. this is dark romance book, there are mature content and many more read at your own risk lg...

"I got to know love when I met you on that extra class lessons"- Sammy "I knew I found the one when I couldn't stop being mad when they angered you"- Young Ho A lifetime of love. A lifetime of commitment. Our youth, Our growth. This is our love story. Our Pure Affection.lg...

In the reign of Royal Hill, get to know the lives of the residents of this residential neighborhood called Rhodia River. In it, a group of single friends move to this peaceful neighborhood in search of dream fulfillment: career, independence from parents, family, love, happiness. Adventure, romance, joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, friendship, betrayal, all this and much more you will find in "Rhodia River".lg...

Due to an insurgence in rogue activity; wolf packs are finding it necessary to make alliances with other packs to defend themselves … which is chiefly done through marriages between Alphas and she-wolves of high rank members in another. Snow – who was an abandoned rogue herself; found by Amanda, the daughter of the Moonbeam Packs Gamma wolf – is going to be forced into pre-arranged marriage with an odious, lecher of an Alpha. Neither sister wants Snow to have to marry him – alliance or not – and, Amanda helps Snow flee the pack the night before the wedding. Snow finds herself inadvertently trespassing upon the Cerberus Pack’s territory; and, winds up rescuing their Beta’s little sister from a vicious rogue attack. When the Alpha meets Snow for the first time; he declares her to be his mate. She resists at first, even though she’s strangely drawn to him; and, finally gives in to her inner-wolf’s desire and accepts him as her mate. Meanwhile, the jilted Alpha is furious, and wants Snow back … not out of love, but, out of spite and wanting revenge for running out on him. He even goes as far as aligning with rogue cells to go to war with the Cerberus Pack to get Snow back.lg...