Mommy, Don't Run

Due to a scheme, she was forced to give birth to a child for a stranger. 
Thinking they would never cross paths again, he forcefully entered her life five years later, declaring, "You can't just lead me on and then run away, woman!" 
With the help of her genius little devil and his matchmaking skills, he proclaimed, "Mommy, I'm finding a husband for you and you're the number one candidate!" 
With a cute and clever son and a cunning husband by her side, Her eyes were filled with love as she thought, "Ain't I the luckiest woman in the world?"